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#3221 Shaz

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:38 PM

Missus?


She will be driving.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:42 PM

Hahaha

Also I think ty is still os

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:44 PM

If he is back by jewne. I want my fecking monsoons. Lol

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:58 PM

New LiquidPiston engine design. Interesting concept. Kinda like a Rotary, but not.

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As automakers augment the reciprocating piston engine with hybrid systems and improved accessories, independent inventors are busily working to make huge improvements to the basic efficiency of the internal combustion engine. Novel designs are popping up at engineering expos everywhere, and the newest comes from Bloomfield, Conn.-based LiquidPiston. Its X1 engine is a simple machine with just three moving parts and thirteen major components, but it aims to raise thermal efficiency from the 20 percent of a normal gas engine to more than 50 percent, with drastic reductions in weight and size. How? By wasting much less energy during the course of an combustion cycle.

Up to 80 percent of the energy in fossil fuels is thrown away normal engines through the heat and pressure of exhaust, or dumped to the atmosphere through the radiator. LiquidPiston's design attempt to capture all of that waste within a tiny package. "We stretched the performance curves in every direction to get much higher efficiency," said Alec Shkolnik, President and CEO of LiquidPiston, "We took the best parts of many different thermal cycles and combined them." The design is theoretically capable of 75 percent thermal efficiency, but the group is targeting 57 percent in real world applications, still a huge jump.

The basic idea is similar to a Wankel rotary, but turned on its head. Where the rotor holds the seals in a normal Wankel, the housing does that job in the X1 engine. This allows significant reduction in oil consumption over a regular rotary motor. Other enhancements include direct injection, a high compression ratio at 18:1, and a dramatic change to the geometry of the combustion chamber, which maintains a constant volume during ignition. This change means the air-fuel mixture auto-ignites like a diesel, and can be burned much longer than normal. The result is a more complete combustion ending in low emissions and very high chamber pressures. This high pressure is allowed to act on the rotor until it reaches nearly atmospheric pressures, so almost all the available energy is extracted before the exhaust is physically pushed out. Again, this is different than a normal internal combustion engine, which releases very energetic, high-pressure exhaust gas.

Some other slick features: Since the engine is designed to convert so much more heat energy into mechanical force, less heat has to be removed from the block, so there's actually no water cooling system. In cases where the engine is under load and needs to cool down, it can skip an fuel injection event and just suck in cool air, which is then heated by the block and gets exhausted. Another option is to inject water into the combustion chamber. This has three effects: cooling the engine, reducing NOx emissions, and converting some of the water to steam, which increases power.

The compact design of LiquidPiston's lab engine currently tips the scales at 80 lbs for the 40-hp model. It would weigh less than 50 lbs in production, the company claims, far less than a comparable 40-hp diesel that would tip the scale at around 400 lbs. LiquidPiston's current aim is to continue developing the engine with an eye on the sub-100 hp market—compressors, hybrid range-extenders, military applications, boat engines—and license the intellectual property to manufacturing customers. We love seeing plucky inventors like these to completely rethinking the gasoline engine.

Read more: LiquidPiston's Hyper-Efficient Engine: Turning the Rotary Inside Out - Popular Mechanics


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:07 PM


I will, bro.



May or may not actually turn up

hahaha you are a good lad! :P

Josh. I don't want to spend all day in the car with you. So I'm not offering you a lift.

Also. I fear that because you are only used to the power of a b4 that my gen2 awesomeness might actually break your neck, or cause internal bleeding.


But te real reason is because you live 3 years away, and my car is full

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha That is ok, I wouldn't want to spend a whole day in the car with me either! :D

 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:07 PM


She will be driving.

Not going to drive your new car if you get it by the time of the cruise?

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:11 PM

Not going to drive your new car if you get it by the time of the cruise?


I'll get her to drive the Stagea.
 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:11 PM


I'll get her to drive the Stagea.

You don't want to enjoy the drive and let her relax and enjoy the view?

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:19 PM

I think it's clear that he doesn't :P


He only likes to drive in stop/start traffic

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:20 PM

I think it's clear that he doesn't :P


He only likes to drive in stop/start traffic

Sounds about right... like a baws...

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:28 PM

You don't want to enjoy the drive and let her relax and enjoy the view?


what is this nonsense?

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:28 PM

You don't want to enjoy the drive and let her relax and enjoy the view?


Well she can't operate a camera as well as I can video wise. Sooo.....
 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:33 PM

what is this nonsense?

Agreed, I would much rather be drinking a beer than driving.

 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:34 PM

I think I just bought a Tactrix openport 2.0........




Jase come to the hunter valley cruise and use it all you want ;)

Don't tempt me.


Do any of you Melbourne blokes coming up, live near ty???

He used to be 10min from me but I think he moved.

You need me to do something?

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:40 PM

Jase, come to the Hunter Valley Cruise, Nik will be there and he is going to do a burlesque dance.

 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:41 PM

Jase, you should definitely come.
 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:43 PM

Adam will even buy you a beer.

 


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:46 PM

Jase, he has monsoons that I've bought off him. Haven't exchanged money. But he has taken a while to post them. So I thought, get a Mexican to pick em up and deliver them to me when they come up for the hunter cruise :) save money on shipping!

Which was gonna be like $100

Adam will even buy you a beer.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:47 PM

Adam will even buy you a drink beer.


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:49 PM

Adam will even buy you a beer.


So i'm guessing Nth Korea finally launched a Nuke?
 


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