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#3721 Zac

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:26 PM

There is a colour chart on the door to match to your skin tone with a sign above that says " You must be this white to enter" :P
hahaha

Dammit... But a bucket load of Zinc cream and I'm in... :)

Wife would get in for sure... being ultra white... and she does like to clean... must have OCD or something... lol

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:28 PM

hahahaha!!

yeah mate bit of zinc cream and you are sweet :P

 

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:29 PM

hahahaha!!

yeah mate bit of zinc cream and you are sweet :P

More than a bit unfortunately... Bleh... I'll fight my way in, cause problems and get hauled away by the cops... be prepared Nik... :)

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:55 PM

Hahahahaha. I fear nothing.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:56 PM

Hahahahaha. I fear nothing.

Yeah I know... so Nik, me being the colour I am, I won't be allowed in? :(

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:00 PM

Yeah I know... so Nik, me being the colour I am, I won't be allowed in? :(


According to your avatar (which you say you are exactly like) you are only 100 x 100 pixels, i'm pretty sure you can slide under a door or something.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:02 PM


According to your avatar (which you say you are exactly like) you are only 100 x 100 pixels, i'm pretty sure you can slide under a door or something.

Sweet.. I'll slide right in then... * Thats what I told her *...

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:03 PM


According to your avatar (which you say you are exactly like) you are only 100 x 100 pixels, i'm pretty sure you can slide under a door or something.


Hahaha!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:04 PM

holy Posted Image that sea based radar thing is huge!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:06 PM


According to your avatar (which you say you are exactly like) you are only 100 x 100 pixels, i'm pretty sure you can slide under a door or something.

Hahaha, such a nerd!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:14 PM

I have no idea how sexist jokes got turned into racism? I must have missed something?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:15 PM

@Shaz;

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:17 PM

1998 Alex. 1998.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:22 PM

Haha, still good but.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:24 PM

Gopro is getting re delivered Friday or Monday. Posted Image!!


When I'm expecting something and I think I'll be out, I stick an A4 note on my letter box saying...Dear courier, Authority to leave parcel (insert instructions here) With my Signature and mob phone no. on it and ask them to take the whole note with them.
Works every time :)

Mind you, I live in the Suburb in Canberra which consistently ranks 'lowest number of crimes committed per month' according to Neighbourhood watch :)

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:29 PM

1998 Alex. 1998.


It took him 15 years to get a promotion?

:o

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:36 PM

Posted Image you old man.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:41 PM

Oh, Hi eryone.


Posted Image you old man.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:58 PM

^What I do...?

 

 

 

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:59 PM

^What I do...?


Not sure, I heard he gets pretty rowdy with strangers though, I read it on the internet.

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