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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
Liar.26
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:40 AM
Legal...
How old are you?30.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:40 AM
Zig_Zac.Whut?
No offence intended to ANYONE else.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:42 AM
So you intend to offend me?Zig_Zac.
No offence intended to ANYONE else.
Thats is Garrry... its on... All your cookies are belong to us!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:43 AM
hahahaha nerd level 10!Thats is Garrry... its on... All your cookies are belong to us!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:45 AM
hahahaha
nerdboss level 10!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:49 AM
Bring it.So you intend to offend me?
Thats is Garrry... its on... All your cookies are belong to us!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:50 AM
All your base are belong to us!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:50 AM
Yes thank you Josh. I believe we got the reference.All your base are belong to us!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:51 AM
BLOAW FSIJRFSIJfn
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:51 AM
So I hear, how is that going?BLOAW FSIJRFSIJfn
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:52 AM
I did not get your faggy reference. I'm going to to bakery.
Also, quite well, pumkin turned out to be mashed potato.
Also, quite well, pumkin turned out to be mashed potato.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:52 AM
What a cockstain!
With astonishing candour, Sebastian Vettel admitted on Thursday night that his decision to overtake Mark Webber, his Red Bull teammate, for victory at the Malaysian Grand Prix had been an act of pure retribution. "After all that happened in the past few years, Mark didn't deserve to win," he said.
The triple world champion, underlining the irreparable feud between the pair, argued that Webber had failed to help him throughout their tense five-year partnership at Red Bull and was not entitled to the win at Sepang. "He didn't deserve it," Vettel said. "There is a conflict, because on the one hand, I am the kind of guy who respects team decisions and on the other, probably Mark is not the one who deserved it at the time."
With astonishing candour, Sebastian Vettel admitted on Thursday night that his decision to overtake Mark Webber, his Red Bull teammate, for victory at the Malaysian Grand Prix had been an act of pure retribution. "After all that happened in the past few years, Mark didn't deserve to win," he said.
The triple world champion, underlining the irreparable feud between the pair, argued that Webber had failed to help him throughout their tense five-year partnership at Red Bull and was not entitled to the win at Sepang. "He didn't deserve it," Vettel said. "There is a conflict, because on the one hand, I am the kind of guy who respects team decisions and on the other, probably Mark is not the one who deserved it at the time."
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:53 AM
Are you 
'ing serious.
I just waded through like 3 pages of boob sizes. NOT ONE TIT PICTURE POSTED.
*****'ed! 'ed right up!
'ing serious.I just waded through like 3 pages of boob sizes. NOT ONE TIT PICTURE POSTED.
*****
'ed! 'ed right up!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:54 AM
That's how they want him to act though, he is a product. Like any other product. I almost feel sorry for him.
Webber is a king, and the drinks are on me if I ever get the privilege of meeting him.
Webber is a king, and the drinks are on me if I ever get the privilege of meeting him.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:55 AM
I was considering it, but didn't wanna get warned to post it in the bewbie topic.
Delightful.I did not get your faggy reference. I'm going to to bakery.
Also, quite well, pumkin turned out to be mashed potato.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:56 AM
I did not get your faggy reference. I'm going to to bakery.
Also, quite well, pumkin turned out to be mashed potato.
To to bakery = tu tu bakery?
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:57 AM
Ha ha ha!
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