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[ams]

Pretty true hey, Whenever I see vegos and vegans I pretty much imagine them slowly decaying and coughing up dust....

Whenever I hear "there's a bunch of vegetarians" i always thing they mean a gathering of lesbians.

[B4TT]

hahaha that is Vagetarians!

[Zac]

^ LMFAO!


Zac, if I were you, I'd trick her.

Volunteer to make dinner one day, except add meat in subtle ways. Try and make it look completely vegetarian. Give it to her. When she eats it all ask how it was and if she says it was really good, drop the a-bomb.

Then exit, stage left.

Haha....Don't need to trick her.. when she was in NZ, she ate meat all the time when her mother cooked... but she always felt sick.

The only thing she liked eating that was meat was maccas chicken nuggets...

Anyway, from time to time, I do buy nuggests for myself and baby, and she might share one with baby sometimes, but will feel sick after... LOL! Her stomach can't handle meat proteins...

And when she was preg, she did try to eat meat for baby's sake... so she ain't that messed up I guess... she just prefers veggies... like how I prefer meat and dislike veggies...

[Shaz]

[B4TT]

Haha... have you watches Scott Pilgrim vs The world?

No I haven't, and if it is about a bunch of people not eating meat, I don't want to.. that sounds as bad as gay porn.

[ams]

Haha... have you watches Scott Pilgrim vs The world?

That blonde dude who was one of the bad guys was a Vegan... and thats why he was so powerful... lol.. but then the vegan police came after him coz he was tricked into eating meat.. LOL!

Vegan Policeman #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!
Vegan Policeman #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offence. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...
Vegan Policeman #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it.
Vegan Policeman #2: [whips out notepad.] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch.
Vegan Policeman #2: [still reading.] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan. [Envy gasps, then glares at Todd.]
Todd Ingram: [feeble.] Chicken isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: De-Veganize Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays at Todd, sapping him of his powers. Todd's hair sags.]
Envy Adams: [gasps.] Oh my God.
Todd Ingram: [shocked] No. No... [The Vegan Policemen step back, Scott steps forward purposefully.]
Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, and now you will be gone.
Todd Ingram: [incredulous] "Ve-gone"? [Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins. The two Vegan Policemen exit in slow motion, high-fiving and exclaiming as they do. Scott holds his forehead in pain.]

The only thing she liked eating that was meat was maccas chicken nuggets...

So the only meat she likes isn't real meat.

Awesome.

[Shaz]

Vegan Policeman #1: Freeze! Vegan Police! Vegan Policeman #2: Vegan Police! Vegan Policeman #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half. Todd Ingram: That's bullroar! Vegan Policeman #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers! Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offence. Don't I get three strikes? I mean... Vegan Policeman #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it. Vegan Policeman #2: [whips out notepad.] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato. Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan? Vegan Policeman #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch. Vegan Policeman #2: [still reading.] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan. [Envy gasps, then glares at Todd.] Todd Ingram: [feeble.] Chicken isn't vegan? Vegan Policeman #1: De-Veganize Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays at Todd, sapping him of his powers. Todd's hair sags.] Envy Adams: [gasps.] Oh my God. Todd Ingram: [shocked] No. No... [The Vegan Policemen step back, Scott steps forward purposefully.] Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, and now you will be gone. Todd Ingram: [incredulous] "Ve-gone"? [Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins. The two Vegan Policemen exit in slow motion, high-fiving and exclaiming as they do. Scott holds his forehead in pain.]



So the only meat she likes isn't real meat.

Awesome.

TLDR

[Zac]

Wow, there are movies about vegan baddies and vegan police?

Quotes from the movie...

http://www.imdb.com/...cter/ch0222407/

Clip from movie.... I liked it..

Whenever I hear "there's a bunch of vegetarians" i always thing they mean a gathering of lesbians.

Because they don't like the meat?

No I haven't, and if it is about a bunch of people not eating meat, I don't want to.. that sounds as bad as gay porn.

Nah man... awesome comicbook type movie... with dude from zombieland... anyway, dude likes girls, and he has to fight her exs to get with her... and they are all like super villians... its more like a video game...

[ams]

[Liberty]

The only thing she liked eating that was meat was maccas chicken nuggets...

[Zac]

Vegan Policeman #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!
Vegan Policeman #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offence. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...
Vegan Policeman #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it.
Vegan Policeman #2: [whips out notepad.] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch.
Vegan Policeman #2: [still reading.] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan. [Envy gasps, then glares at Todd.]
Todd Ingram: [feeble.] Chicken isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: De-Veganize Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays at Todd, sapping him of his powers. Todd's hair sags.]
Envy Adams: [gasps.] Oh my God.
Todd Ingram: [shocked] No. No... [The Vegan Policemen step back, Scott steps forward purposefully.]
Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, and now you will be gone.
Todd Ingram: [incredulous] "Ve-gone"? [Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins. The two Vegan Policemen exit in slow motion, high-fiving and exclaiming as they do. Scott holds his forehead in pain.]



So the only meat she likes isn't real meat.

Awesome.

Haha.. Sounds about right.. I have made her try some oportos before... and she does try some chicken dishes sometimes, but not all the time... mainly to taste the dinner she just cooked me... which is almost always chicken, not only on wednesdays.. lol

[skillionaire]

What's on your cards for me?

Would kind of defeat the purpose if you knew?

[ams]

[Liberty]

It was a trick question to find out whether you had cards for me or not. You're a good bloke ma man.

[Zac]

DAAAAAAAAAMN Gazman... nice post...

Chick walking across the road did cause my friend to drive his rx7 under a bus...

[Liberty]

Poor RX-7!

[ams]

@Perth guy's (and Jash cos I know he likes this kind of thing)

Map of socio-economic Advantage and Disadvantage around Perth

[Hypnotic]

That STi is sex.

[Liberty]

Good morning young Ashlay. I can't believe I thought you were a chick initially.

[Hypnotic]

Good morning young Ashlay. I can't believe I thought you were a chick initially.

I can't believe we are still talking about it.