1544C
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:18 AM
Nawwwwwwwwww, B, she was not really the excitable type. Farkin' hated all of us anyway, never invited/let us come to the club that she was president of for like 18 years. Haha. Last thing she said to my cousin before she died (Grandmother died, not cousin) was; "You're too fat and not attractive enough to be wasting time, you should just give in to any man who is willing to marry you, it's a shame that probably won't happen"
Wow man... Sounds like my wife's grandmother...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:20 AM
Did they ever find that naked beezy I posted the other day?
Depends on whether you posted her by registered post or not.
Oh now I get it, that one.
Wow man... Sounds like my wife's grandmother...
Is she just as lovely?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Mr. Freshley
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:22 AM
Fark!! what a crazy mad old woman, how did your cousin feel after that?
She was devastated for months and months, probably still a bit traumatized by it now. The shittiest part of that story, is that my cousin was the ONLY person who went to visit the mean bitch while she was wasting away with Motor Neurons (sp?) disease. I went to see her twice, some of us didn't go at all. She requested no funeral for us to attend (she was my Dad's mother) - but had a funeral that invited her partners family to go to it, and pretty much left all her shit (zero fucks are given about this, but it's part of the story) to these people who I've never met in my entire life. Dad said he had to sign some papers and it was the first time he'd seen them since they were like teenagers. Haha.
Depends on whether you posted her by registered post or not.
Hahaha. I swear I put air holes in the box!
Soviet Leader
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:23 AM
I'd love to
Julia. Get her right to the edge and keep promising her things, then just pull out, slap my dick with a ruler and walk out of the room. Never to be heard from again while she gets cramp from being so close to climax her pelvic muscles get a stitch.
REMEMBER ME.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:24 AM
Fark, what a mean horrible bitch, and I thought raptors were extinct millions of years ago
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Mr. Freshley
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:26 AM
Yeah, the story sounds a lot worse than the actual emotions it caused, nobody really liked her by this stage so it was kind of like "whatever".
I think I get a fair bit of my selfish arsehole snide remarking wank factor from her.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:26 AM
Alright, ima gonna go do something constructive.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Mr. Freshley
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:29 AM
Lube up, mate. Get your oil on.
Also, bit rough.... I thought we were being reasonably constructive. Building relationships is harder than building a shed.
Soviet Leader
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:31 AM
Mr. Freshley
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:33 AM
I knew you didn't read our late night ramblings.
The new guy is said to be a 'moderate' prezzz, BUT, he literally already sent 4000 troops to go and help out Assad! Many people believe there is already around 3000 Iranian troops there already!
Crazeland.
Snack down!
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:33 AM
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:34 AM
Lube up, mate. Get your oil on.
Also, bit rough.... I thought we were being reasonably constructive. Building relationships is harder than building a shed.
Never built a shed, so I have no idea.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Soviet Leader
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:35 AM
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:35 AM
Hi!
Struggling todayyyyyy!!!
And that differs from any other day how? 
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Differential Studios
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:35 AM
Morning gents.
How are we this morning
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
Snack down!
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:36 AM
Soviet Leader
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:36 AM
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:36 AM
Morning gents.
How are we this morning
getting lube up, the car that is.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Mr. Freshley
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:37 AM
This is basically what I expect it would look like if you and Adam started to build a shed six months ago;
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:38 AM
It doesn't!! Really hungry though. Didn't bring enough food!
Yeah im hungry, im using it as motivation, change oil then I can eat, so chances are im going hungry today.
This is basically what I expect it would look like if you and Adam started to build a shed six months ago;
I thought that was 10 years later!
And I will admit, at least Adam does things, im worse than him.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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