This topic is lockedYeah, let's have a crack... having fuel industry ties since we had TEXACO on the side of the truck, I think I'm qualified to 'troll'...!
Hahaha nice work
Bahahaha Alex with the kleenex pic, killer!
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:06 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:06 PM
internet's is teh seriouz buzinezz.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:07 PM
I can see shit about to get real Niko! Cos JD is MAAAAAD!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:08 PM
Fucking hell.
That dude is the worst!!!!!!!!!!
"I get 300ks to almost a full tank"
That dude is the worst!!!!!!!!!!
"I get 300ks to almost a full tank"
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:11 PM
Correcto
Might check it out then..
Hahaha, Facebook talking about petrol quality.
How much fun can I have here?
Many LOL's to be had.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:13 PM
V8 Bugeye drift!!! awesome. Sounds evil also.
I love the fact that it's smoking the tyres while the 180 gets nothing.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:16 PM
Funniest part of this conversation is that they are arguing BP is better than United, I wonder, I just wonder in my limited wisdom... who owns United?
C'mon son.
So REALLY, the most JDM of all JDM owners, should be using United to fill up.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:16 PM
Schwarzer is a machine!
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:17 PM
Did this dude just say that the petrol station was mixing the fuel on site?
Haha.
My lord.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:17 PM
I will admit though Nik, that I always thought BP was one of the cleaner fuels to use, would I be any where near right in that?
Did this dude just say that the petrol station was mixing the fuel on site?
Haha.
My lord.
Thats Stocky
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:18 PM
Did this dude just say that the petrol station was mixing the fuel on site?
Haha.
My lord.
Ah, me...
And yes they do.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:20 PM
Highest turnover servo = cleanest fuel.
Winterised fuel = history
Country servo = old tanks possible 'dirty fuel' - generally water
High octane fuel = additives used to achieve octane, truth here is that it's cheaper to buy more additives than higher octane unless you're BP and refining it - additives have a shelf life, refer point one.
Ah, me...
And yes they do.
Man, that's evil, I can't think of any attendant these days that would have clearance to be doing that! So dodgy!
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:21 PM
Man, that's evil, I can't think of any attendant these days that would have clearance to be doing that! So dodgy!
I concur. It was some dodgy servo near the city. They mixed the ethanol on site. Fucking couldn't believe it, when we did all this investigation on why E10 was rotting out this Jag's fuel system.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:23 PM
Please explain how you have come to the conclusion that a petrol station mixed it's ethanol into fuel on site.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:23 PM
That's just plain insane, just for the vapour factor alone. Even in NSW that's an L3 clearance for open container! People are crazy.
Jag's are used to a bit of water though... right? 
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:24 PM
E10 will rot a lot of cars fuel systems.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:24 PM
I don't even know how they'd find a coupler that could do it, must have been a fuckin' old servo! I wonder if the NBN was pulling out spesssstous out the front!?
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