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Nurses be like "you haz teh instrumentz?" and I be like "cheah, that'll be $120k cash moniez kthxlol"
Somehow reminds me of that WIll Smith movie... The pursuit of happiness... 
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:20 PM
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:23 PM
Feels like that some days.Somehow reminds me of that WIll Smith movie... The pursuit of happiness...
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:25 PM
Feels like that some days.
Living in Men's shelters?
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:26 PM
Somehow reminds me of that WIll Smith movie... The pursuit of happiness...
Thats a great movie btw.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:30 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:31 PM
Ahh you have teh aftermarket intake. Yes this will work for you!
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:32 PM
Yeah. Mortgage repayments can often make you feel like a hobo.Living in Men's shelters?
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:33 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:36 PM
Yeah. Mortgage repayments can often make you feel like a hobo.
Ha yeah.. tell me about it...
And yeah Shaz... was a good movie... very moving... Some parts were just so sad... but nice ending...
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:36 PM
I be.
Nurses be like "you haz teh instrumentz?" and I be like "cheah, that'll be $120k cash moniez kthxlol"
When i was in high school i worked with my mother at Kaltec you may have seen our stuff around...
Electrodes, shoulder traction units, operating tables etc.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:38 PM
Because fuck you and everything around you.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:25 PM
Yep, again I turn up and everybody leaves....
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:28 PM
So bummed out. GF's old man reversed his lexus into my car. Only scraped it but enough to put a little dent into the panel above the front drivers side wheel.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:31 PM
So bummed out. GF's old man reversed his lexus into my car. Only scraped it but enough to put a little dent into the panel above the front drivers side wheel.
Get him to do it again, and again, and again! write off both, he get's his new car, you get a new car! win win!
Poor prezza ...
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:33 PM
Tim's on the money there Hazza, it can't possibly fail.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:34 PM
Yeah Fixed most of it with the GoPro method but it still needs work to be 100%. He is covering the bill so that's good.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:42 PM
Needs more hipster glasses
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 05:56 PM
Just remember you're rooting his daughter.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 06:23 PM
Hahahaha
But seriously sucks, Hazzman
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 06:29 PM
In years time when he's laughing over a few cold ones and says;
"remember when I reversed into your car?"
You can look him square in the eye, and say;
"How can I forget? That was our anal anniversary"
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