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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:38 AM

What should I have for lunch? hmmmm......


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:39 AM

Was that one crazy in the sack?

 

She ate macaroons off my cock

 

So yes.

 

Also, Morgan, girls you sat next to in the playground when you were a toddler, yeah, they don't count. It's penix to vagina we're talking about.

 

 

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#4403 Morgan

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

Well I dun have any of them :P

 

Only the one that I married...


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

 

She ate macaroons off my cock

 

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:43 AM

Really?

 

Eskimo sex is definitely on my bucket list. Alaskan? I would fuck her until she talked hieroglyphics. 


 

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

She made them at work. :D



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:44 AM

That Fucking photo was in Austria.



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:45 AM

Alaskan? I would :fork: her until she talked hieroglyphics.


Haha yes.

 


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:46 AM

 

She ate macaroons off my cock

 

 

So did she balance it there and then eat it all in one mouthful or did she cut a hole in the middle, slot it around your dong then nibble around it?


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:47 AM

Must have been a small macaroon


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:47 AM

She ate macaroons off my cock


hahaha that is impressive.

My ex didn't do anything weird... but she did love sex, a lot haha.

 


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:48 AM

 

So did she balance it there and then eat it all in one mouthful or did she cut a hole in the middle, slot it around your dong then nibble around it?

Macaroons are like penis diameter. So you need a huge macaroon or really small penis to do the second option.



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:49 AM

macaroon girth


Sig worthy.

 


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:50 AM

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:50 AM

I'm going to make the macaroon a form of metric measurement.

 

 

My penis is 12 by 1 macaroons. 



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:50 AM

I'm glad I cut my finger nails


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:51 AM

I bite mine. 



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:52 AM

I would be worried about crumbs going everywhere haha



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:54 AM


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#4420 Morgan

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:56 AM

Don't worry about crumbs. You can lick them up later.

 

If she made the macaroon's, she may have made them bigger ;)


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