What should I have for lunch? hmmmm......
Oktoberfest General Thread
#4401
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:38 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4402
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:39 AM
Was that one crazy in the sack?
She ate macaroons off my cock
So yes.
Also, Morgan, girls you sat next to in the playground when you were a toddler, yeah, they don't count. It's penix to vagina we're talking about.
SINNERS
#4403
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:42 AM
Well I dun have any of them ![]()
Only the one that I married...
#4404
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

#4405
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:42 AM
She ate macaroons off my cock
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#4406
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:43 AM
Really?
Eskimo sex is definitely on my bucket list. Alaskan? I would fuck her until she talked hieroglyphics.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
She made them at work. ![]()
#4407
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:44 AM
That Fucking photo was in Austria.
#4408
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:45 AM
Alaskan? I would
her until she talked hieroglyphics.
Haha yes.
#4409
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:46 AM
She ate macaroons off my cock
So did she balance it there and then eat it all in one mouthful or did she cut a hole in the middle, slot it around your dong then nibble around it?
#4410
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:47 AM
Must have been a small macaroon
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4411
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:47 AM
She ate macaroons off my cock
hahaha that is impressive.
My ex didn't do anything weird... but she did love sex, a lot haha.
#4412
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:48 AM
So did she balance it there and then eat it all in one mouthful or did she cut a hole in the middle, slot it around your dong then nibble around it?
Macaroons are like penis diameter. So you need a huge macaroon or really small penis to do the second option.
#4413
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:49 AM
macaroon girth
Sig worthy.
#4414
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:50 AM

#4415
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:50 AM
I'm going to make the macaroon a form of metric measurement.
My penis is 12 by 1 macaroons.
#4416
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:50 AM
I'm glad I cut my finger nails
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4417
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:51 AM
I bite mine.
#4418
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:52 AM
I would be worried about crumbs going everywhere haha
#4419
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:54 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4420
Posted 15 October 2013 - 10:56 AM
Don't worry about crumbs. You can lick them up later.
If she made the macaroon's, she may have made them bigger ![]()
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