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Started by Liberty, Oct 01 2013 06:12 AM
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:26 PM

NT has made 200Km of Stuart Highway open speed again :)
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Cricket Australia has refused to run an advertisement telling fans that ''alcohol and sport don't mix'' on the grounds it thinks they mix perfectly well.

 

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:28 PM

Cricket Australia has refused to run an advertisement telling fans that ''alcohol and sport don't mix'' on the grounds it thinks they mix perfectly well.

Hahahaha

 

Sport and Alcohol is one of the all time great combos.

 

 

Like Bacon and Eggs.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:29 PM

NT has made 200Km of Stuart Highway open speed again :)
Hahaha

Cricket Australia has refused to run an advertisement telling fans that ''alcohol and sport don't mix'' on the grounds it thinks they mix perfectly well.

 

And that's why I love cricket, hence i'm watching it now


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:32 PM

I don't know what I ate but my farts are so rank today.

 

I've never smelt this kind of fart before.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:33 PM

Maybe it's because you haven't done a poo in 6 weeks.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:33 PM

I farted just a minute ago and it was so bad I had to open a window, I think something died


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:35 PM

Real men don't open windows. Everyone likes the smell of their own brew. 


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:39 PM

Real men don't open windows. Everyone likes the smell of their own brew. 

 

MMMMM POO PARTICLES


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:39 PM

Not many of mine stink today... Just loud.... I like when they stink though because I have a little desk fan and I use it to blow the smell at the dude whose desk is to the right of me.

 

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:39 PM

Probably wouldn't be too secret, most fridges tend to make a fair amount of noise every now and then.

 

Plus being in my bedroom, I needed to open the window anyway for fresh air.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:42 PM

Not many of mine stink today... Just loud.... I like when they stink though because I have a little desk fan and I use it to blow the smell at the dude whose desk is to the right of me.

 

HAHAHAHA


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:43 PM

Yewww! New Laptop purchased.

Walked in to JB HiFi and they had it for like $1400. Walked up to the I.T. guy and said "So... MSY is selling this Laptop for $1049, match it".

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:45 PM

Yewww! New Laptop purchased.

Walked in to JB HiFi and they had it for like $1400. Walked up to the I.T. guy and said "So... MSY is selling this Laptop for $1049, match it".

You could have just asked Ash. 

 

He would have done it for 400. He pretty much owns JB.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:48 PM

Yewww! New Laptop purchased.

Walked in to JB HiFi and they had it for like $1400. Walked up to the I.T. guy and said "So... MSY is selling this Laptop for $1049, match it".

 

I hope you didn't actually say it like that, otherwise I would have told you fuck off


You could have just asked Ash. 

 

He would have done it for 400. He pretty much owns JB.

 

He has been asking me


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:51 PM

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:52 PM

He has been asking me


Why are you being such a dick and not giving him a discount then?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:52 PM

Why are you being such a dick and not giving him a discount then?

 

Because I need monies for a bike


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:53 PM

How could you not want one of these bad boys Adam? I still ride my to work almost everyday that isn't raining.
 
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 04:03 PM

Oh dear

 

 


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 04:07 PM

 

I hope you didn't actually say it like that, otherwise I would have told you :fork: off


 

He has been asking me

 

I honestly did. I think I shocked him in to agreeing.. haha.

 

I would've bought off you, but cbf going to Mexico.


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