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#5081 Adam

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:10 AM

True.

Be more interesting

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:11 AM

Bah time for work


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#5083 Morgan

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:13 AM

I'm aware of your little saying, Nik :P
Was a play on words!

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:17 AM

It's not a LITTLE saying, Luke.

 

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:19 AM

Sup cubts

 

forking work rostered me on during forking oktoberfest fork

 

had to buy new forking brake pads cos my last ones lasted me exactly 8 forking days

 

have loads of forking bullshit to write for forking uni

 

coffee makes me poo a lot

 

i have book an appointment for some forking gastro-ologist to stick a tube down my throat because apparently I reflux in my sleep and the acid is killing my forking teeth

 

my suspension is forking squeeky

 

I have a new forking dash rattle

 

Birds shat on my forking car

 

I am surrounded by forking roadworks that, no joke, will take until 2015 to complete. And they have been going at it for a year already

 

What's up with everyone else?



#5086 Morgan

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:25 AM

Haha that was a sensational rant.

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:30 AM

i have book an appointment for some forking gastro-ologist to stick a tube down my throat because apparently I reflux in my sleep and the acid is killing my forking teeth

 

Sucks man. I had the same test done but they were looking for problems with my stomach and found that I had reflux lol

 

Haha that was a sensational rant.

 

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Didn't really know what to say to it lol



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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:31 AM

Nick, I will be going to Brazilian BBQ tonight and eating shitloads of meat... so yeah - I will be pretty good.

 


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:40 AM

Nick, I will be going to Brazilian BBQ tonight and eating shitloads of meat... so yeah - I will be pretty good.

 

This braza place sounds pretty good, will have to check it out next time I'm in Sydney.

 

Thankyou Morgan and Harry



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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:40 AM

Yay my regional telco manager is here, gonna be a long day.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:40 AM

Yay my regional telco manager is here, gonna be a long day.

 

sell him a phone



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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:41 AM

Yay my regional telco manager is here, gonna be a long day.

 

haha

 

Smile and nod.



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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:42 AM

Tried to last week.

And least he's a decent guy, we'll probably crap on about ice hockey

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:43 AM

I went and watched an ice hockey game a while ago, really enjoyed it. Great atmosphere!

 

even if it was canberra v newcastle haha



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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:44 AM

Good rant is good

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:51 AM

Morning lads. 


Anyone have a workmate they don't like?

 

Put this on their wall. 

 

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:55 AM

This was on r/photoshopbattles

 

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:56 AM

Hahaha "did someone blink"

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:57 AM

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:57 AM

Bahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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