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#5921 Morgan

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:31 AM

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:31 AM

 

Nope.

Would 1 month temp you?

 

(Also, this would be if you were single and KT didn't exist)



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:31 AM

Thanks Ash... thanks...

 

And for the next question... 

 

What time is Kebab time?


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:32 AM

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:32 AM

I miss this guy so much, best pup, best mate...he made it to 17 :)

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:32 AM

Okay, here's today's hypothetical guys.

 

Would you cut off a thumb (has to be an important finger, not a pinky etc.) to spend one week with whatever chick you desire.

 

During that week you can do what you want to her, but you will be without a thumb for the rest of your life. 

I'll give it a pass too...


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:32 AM

Would 1 month temp you?

 

(Also, this would be if you were single and KT didn't exist)

 

Still nope.

 

If I lose a digit, it will be to a chainsaw accident or something...


I miss this guy so much, best pup, best mate...he made it to 17 :)

 

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:33 AM

I miss this guy so much, best pup, best mate...he made it to 17 :)

 

17. Done well.

 

We lost our beagle cross 2 months ago. He got to 15.



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:34 AM

17! nice.

The dog even damn looks like you man. hahaha.

 


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:35 AM

Okay, here's today's hypothetical guys.

 

Would you cut off a thumb (has to be an important finger, not a pinky etc.) to spend one week with whatever chick you desire.

 

During that week you can do what you want to her, but you will be without a thumb for the rest of your life. 

 

I can already have whatever chick I desire. Fuck maiming myself for no reason.


Haha, dog looks exactly like Ash. Awesome.



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:36 AM

 

I can already have whatever chick I desire. :fork: maiming myself for no reason.


Haha, dog looks exactly like Ash. Awesome.

Where can I find your confidence like your's Nik? Does it come in a can?


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:37 AM

Does it come in a can?

 

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:38 AM

^ haha. Classic.

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:39 AM

Yo Hazmat... I'm quite sure that isn't the can Nik gets his confidence from... ;)


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:39 AM

Okay. How about this.

 

You will receive 2 million dollars. 

 

But only after you have had 5 years on a deserted island by yourself. (Like a full Tom Hanks castaway situation)

And you are not allowed to tell anyone you've left. So your family will think you're dead and your partner could very well find someone else. 



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:41 AM

Okay. How about this.

 

You will receive 2 million dollars. 

 

But only after you have had 5 years on a deserted island by yourself. (Like a full Tom Hanks castaway situation)

And you are not allowed to tell anyone you've left. So your family will think you're dead and your partner could very well find someone else. 

 

I will say No.



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:41 AM

Nope.


Are we too boring for you?!


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

2 million doesn't go very far these days... maybe make it 10 million?

 

Any deets about the island and how living on it for 5 years will be? I think in castaway, it wasn't very easy for him to live on it... water and food weren't easy to come by...


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

When I was about 17, a bloke who I thought was the hero of the universe told me one very important thing;

 

"No matter how hot they are, someone, somewhere, is tired of fucking them; The hotter they are, the less they've been asked out; Nobody masters a skill on their first try (apologies to those that have only had one missus)"



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

 

I will say No.

2 million bucks?


Nope.


Are we too boring for you?!

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