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Started by Liberty, Oct 01 2013 06:12 AM
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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:06 AM

 

I once ate an entire chicken while sitting on a merry-go-round

Live chicken?

 

Nandos chicken?


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:06 AM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:06 AM

This is true... not the running over people part, but the RX bar looking better part... :)


If I was going to get run over I would certainly want the car to have the bumper on. Would soften the blow a little bit.

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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:08 AM

If I was going to get run over I would certainly want the car to have the bumper on. Would soften the blow a little bit.

Not to damage the engine of course.. but then, the bumper should have a roo bar at least... with spikes... spikes is always a must when running people over... not that I'd know...  :ph34r:


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:09 AM

 spikes is always a must when running people over... not that I'd know...  :ph34r:

 

You would know, because it's usually you running :P


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:10 AM

Shanks for the loan info, Shaz!

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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:10 AM

Top tip.

 

When you run people over, you should always do it in reverse. 

 

 

Also.

 

Have you ever seen how big the Imerican MickieDeez menu is?

 

http://nutrition.mcd...ritionfacts.pdf

 

FUCKMEDEAD


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:10 AM

Not to damage the engine of course.. but then, the bumper should have a roo bar at least... with spikes... spikes is always a must when running people over... not that I'd know...  :ph34r:


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:11 AM

 

You would know, because it's usually you running :P

To the car so I can run people over? Yes


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:11 AM

They have a wicked breakfast menu, I nearly had a heart attack while in New York


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:12 AM

Top tip.

 

When you run people over, you should always do it in reverse. 

Good thinking... need some spikes for my rear bar now... damn this mod bug...


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:12 AM

To the car so I can run people over? Yes

 

No, away from the car that you attempted to break in to :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:12 AM

I'm having an 'argument' with an Imerican about the salad having more calories than a big mac. I don't even know how it's an argument, it's on the fucking McDonalds nutrition information.


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:12 AM

 

No, away from the car that you attempted to break in to :D

Hey, that only happened several times...


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:12 AM

 

Also.

 

Have you ever seen how big the Imerican MickieDeez menu is?

 

http://nutrition.mcd...ritionfacts.pdf

 

FUCKMEDEAD

 

Holy fusckballls. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:14 AM

I'm having an 'argument' with an Imerican about INTELLIGENCE


I'm having an 'argument' with an Imerican about RELIGION


I could keep going but cbf


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:14 AM

I'm having an 'argument' with an Imerican about FREEDOM

 

I'm having an 'argument' with an Imerican about PATRIOTISM 

 

 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:16 AM

Hahaha, I'm not going down that path. I'm severely outnumbered on this forum by them.

 

I think there's about 50 Aussies to a few thousand Yanks.

 

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Although it is fuckin' hilarious when some of them say how great a man Columbus was. Hahaha.


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:17 AM

I was fucking hammering this american bloke on GTA V last night, and he was getting so angry over the microphone hahaha. Calling me an "AWSY FEGGET" and a "KWALA LAVA" 

 

Haha, silly 'Murican, don't you have an ounce of ketchup to drink or something?


 


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 10:18 AM

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