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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:03 AM

How can we possibly improve on the design of a spoon?

 

I KNOW! Let's put holes in it.

 

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:04 AM

Mortgage saving going well Josh?


He bought a house yesterday.. Didn't you hear?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:04 AM

Auspost is atrocious. I've genuinely received stuff from overseas, quicker then interstate.

Ah well.. Not much you can do on this end.

 

Yeah, I'm cucumbers mate - I know how they operate. We send out our online orders three times a week. We've had stuff get to QLD a week before it gets to Perth, and their excuse was that the parcels were different shaped boxes.

 

WHAT!?

 

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:07 AM

ARGH NEW NEIGHBOURS.



WITH, GUESS WHAT.













A FUCKING BARKING DOG.

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:11 AM

Mmmmmmmm work, and my knee is playing up making it hard to walk

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:12 AM

ARGH NEW NEIGHBOURS.



WITH, GUESS WHAT.













A forking BARKING DOG.

 

Why don't you fuckin' DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!



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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:16 AM

Hahahaha that's sucks Adam
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:17 AM

Yeah Adam, you should bark back at them, see how they like it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:25 AM

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Yeah Adam, you should bark back at them, see how they like it.

 

Get some outdoor speakers, and just fuckin' get a recording of a dog barking, just leave that tnuc running all day when you're not there.



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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:25 AM

Thinking of pirchasing an air horn

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:26 AM

Hahahaha that is a great idea, do it Adam!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:26 AM

 
Why don't you fuckin' DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!


I complained about it on the Internet. What more can I do?

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:28 AM

The speaker idea is better because you can press play and leave it, the air horn will need to be constantly pressed
Well, I should start doing some actual work.

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:30 AM

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:48 AM

Hell yeah!

Is anyone else into coffee?

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http://www.kickstart...w-coffee-system

So it takes 3hrs to drip through?

Sig worthy.

 


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:50 AM

Brett, not sure if I mentioned this, but all of those things were paid for well before I started saving :D

 


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:53 AM

Lol, my dentist now has a TV on the ceiling!

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:56 AM

16 degrees here, Nice!

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:40 AM

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:46 AM

Hahah awesome pic Nik.

 






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