I know what Zacs story is, he took a pic of himself while blowing a load and sent it to his mother in law with the tagline "this is what you are not getting" to which she responded "Challenge Accepted" then she roofied him and done him in the arse with a strap on and used a camera on a tripod to take pics that she has since framed and used to line the hallways in her house.
Winner winner, chicken dinner...