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[Beejay667]

It has been raining here for a while........ and then some lesbians went down on each other in front of a crowded beach then stole a black hawk helicopter and tried to take down two massive Bargo dragons, but the dragons bit the chopper in half and ate the lesbians.

You know you had me believing everything up until the dragons eating the dykes, dragons don't like lemons.

[Liberty]

Ha ha, I'm the same. I just didn't admit to it.

 

It's been raining pretty hardcore here which is great. I just wish I was in a better state of health to go out for a drive somewhere.

[B4TT]

No heavy rain here Larry, just steady rain.
The dragons then took to the sky once more and headed for Sydney airport where they bit the wings off all the planes and then lesbians.

[Liberty]

That's probably what it is. I haven't gone outside or had a look. I'm merely basing my posts on sound.

[Hypnotic]

Someone get me some beer that has flavour.

[B4TT]

Last night did end up pretty hectic hey

Long lasting, widespread storms have brought over 2000 lightning strikes to the Sydney basin.
The eastern areas was hardest hit with Castle Cove picking up the highest total, recording a whopping 156mm to 9am Saturday. On the Northern Beaches, Avalon picked up 96mm and Belrose 71mm. For Avalon it was their highest rainfall total since January.

That is a decent hit of rain.

Now for Brett... The Dragons got bored of Sydney Airport so they went to sleep..... at which stage the lesbians come back out, huge tittays, hot as fuck and not an item of clothing to be seen

[Liberty]

Yeah it was pretty sick watching the lightning from my ward window... There was a stage when I was waiting in the emergency room where the whole hospital suddenly blacked out for a second, followed by a massive crack of thunder. It was epic. A few people in the room got pretty scared, ha ha.

[Hypnotic]

Thanks for the weather report. Now over to Jim for his birds eye view on the traffic.

[B4TT]

Thanks for the weather report. Now over to Jim for his birds eye view on the traffic.

Can't do any birdseye traffic things, the dragons ate all the helicopters.

[Hypnotic]

Silly Dragons.

[Liberty]

Exactly. And I feel like there are dragons in my gut.

[Hypnotic]

Have a beer Gerry.

[Liberty]

Ha ha, there's no chance of that happening. It'd be a waste of beer.

[B4TT]

Yep, beer will certainly help you Gerry.

[Liberty]

I'm not much of a beer drinker. I'm just gonna wait until my Continental Chicken Soup arrives.

[B4TT]

God Gerry, you always have to screw things up.

[Hypnotic]

Put Kahlua in it

[Liberty]

Hmmm, I could possibly do that. Kahlua and beer...

[Adam]

I'm hungry

[Hypnotic]

How about just Kahlua, no wasting beer thanks