Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:15 PM
Imma go get Indian for lunch.... and typically the rain got heavier as I made that decision haha.
Indian is awesome, except what you got, also, the weather is awesome here....28 or something
Brilliant website!!!
I enjoy not taking my phone every where with me, might get rid of the "smart" phone so there is no FB and other internet rubbish and just get a shitter I can use if anyone needs/wants to contact me.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Soviet Leader
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:15 PM
trying to imagine other peoples sex lives Zac??
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:16 PM
I enjoy not taking my phone every where with me, might get rid of the "smart" phone so there is no FB and other internet rubbish and just get a shitter I can use if anyone needs/wants to contact me.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
1544C
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:17 PM
trying to imagine other peoples sex lives Zac??
Yes... 
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:19 PM
wtf.
That's like complaining about what's on tv while holding the remote control in your hands.
Just don't click it.
Sorry, I should have made that a little clearer without adding that last bit, I was enjoying not carrying a phone full stop, but realised it would be good to carry one just in emergencies.
Yes...
Porn
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
1544C
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:22 PM
Porn
Huh?
What is porn?
Shall I Google it?
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:23 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
1544C
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:24 PM
You should Bing(1) it.
Ok.... Bing it on
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:24 PM
Shall I Google it?
You should google 2 girls, 1 horse.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Soviet Leader
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:24 PM
What is porn?
Your new best friend.
1544C
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:24 PM
You should google 2 girls, 1 horse.
Is it 2 girls riding one horse?
Are they riding bareback?
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:25 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
1544C
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:26 PM
Plot twist: The horse rides them.
Bareback.
Dun dun dun.....
Kind of like planet of the apes, where animals rule over the humans...
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:27 PM
Dun dun dun.....
Kind of like planet of the apes, where animals rule over the humans...
Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:27 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
1544C
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:30 PM
Do the women say "Take your sticking hoofs off me... you damn dirty horse!"?
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:32 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
Soviet Leader
Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:36 PM
Damn it sack, we are trying to have a serious conversation about horses having sex with women here and you just had to go make this weird.
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:38 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 12:42 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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