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#6201 Adam

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:43 PM

Hahaha :)

Just unsuccessful with another apprenticeship, so feeling a bit defeated :)

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:44 PM

 
Come on......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What's up?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:45 PM

so feeling a bit defeated :)

 

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Hey! its one of last weeks posts!

 

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#6204 B4TT

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:45 PM

 An engaged audience to preach to is the best. :)

Do you stand on a podium wearing robes and drinking a beer, screaming at a crowd "AND ALL THE UNBELIEVERS IN THE POWER OF YEAST SHALL PERISH INTO THE DARKNESS, FOR THE WORT AND HOPS CHANGE THEIR WAYS IN THE PRESENCE OF YEAST AND SHALL BRING HAPPINESS TO ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THEM INTO THEIR LIVES. ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THE CHERUB AS THEIR SAVIOR AND YEAST AS THE CREATOR SHALL FEEL BLISS AND FULFILLMENT!!! 


 


#6205 Adam

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:46 PM

HAHAHAHA. It's funnier in slow motion, my phone is having a heart attack with the gifs

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:46 PM

Shutup Josh!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:47 PM

Brett's soap box is Made in Yippon. 


Shutup Josh!

 

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:47 PM

Shutup Josh!


That was actually pretty well written

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

His robe is made with the finest nasal hairs of a tibetan yak.


That was actually pretty well written

 

It was, I just wanted to say something


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#6210 Adam

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:52 PM

http://www.stupidlaw...d-states/texas/


AND I'M SPENT.

 

Off to cook orange/sage buttered quail tulips with putanesca fettucine and parmesan cream.

 

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:52 PM

 

 

A person found intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local doctor and failure to gulp it down will result in a fine

 

LOL WHAT!!!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

Do you stand on a podium wearing robes and drinking a beer, screaming at a crowd "AND ALL THE UNBELIEVERS IN THE POWER OF YEAST SHALL PERISH INTO THE DARKNESS, FOR THE WORT AND HOPS CHANGE THEIR WAYS IN THE PRESENCE OF YEAST AND SHALL BRING HAPPINESS TO ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THEM INTO THEIR LIVES. ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THE CHERUB AS THEIR SAVIOR AND YEAST AS THE CREATOR SHALL FEEL BLISS AND FULFILLMENT!!! 


I havent. But i will now.

Brett's soap box is Made in Fremantle. 

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Sure is.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:00 PM

Heh.... Brett is a Beer Priest..

I don't have photo shop here at home at the moment so you are just going to have to pretend that the old Pope has Bretts face badly chopped onto it.

 

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:03 PM

Morgans boss converted to the Beer religion... Morgan, your boss is tanked again - easy day at work for you tomorrow mate.. just stay out of his way because he will probably have a wicked hangover.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:09 PM

Jesus turned water into wine, because he knew not to fuck with beer.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:13 PM

Jesus turned water into wine, because he knew not to :fork: with beer.

Hahahahahaha!!!!! hahahahahahahah.

 

That is awesome.


 


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:23 PM

Nice!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#6219 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:32 PM

The Terminator! Awesome.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:55 PM


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.





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