
Just unsuccessful with another apprenticeship, so feeling a bit defeated

Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:43 PM
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:44 PM
Come on......
What's up?
Sig worthy.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:45 PM
so feeling a bit defeated
Hey! its one of last weeks posts!
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:45 PM
An engaged audience to preach to is the best.
Do you stand on a podium wearing robes and drinking a beer, screaming at a crowd "AND ALL THE UNBELIEVERS IN THE POWER OF YEAST SHALL PERISH INTO THE DARKNESS, FOR THE WORT AND HOPS CHANGE THEIR WAYS IN THE PRESENCE OF YEAST AND SHALL BRING HAPPINESS TO ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THEM INTO THEIR LIVES. ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THE CHERUB AS THEIR SAVIOR AND YEAST AS THE CREATOR SHALL FEEL BLISS AND FULFILLMENT!!!
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:46 PM
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:46 PM
Shutup Josh!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:47 PM
Brett's soap box is Made in Yippon.
Shutup Josh!
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:47 PM
Shutup Josh!
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:48 PM
His robe is made with the finest nasal hairs of a tibetan yak.
That was actually pretty well written
It was, I just wanted to say something
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:48 PM
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:52 PM
http://www.stupidlaw...d-states/texas/
AND I'M SPENT.
Off to cook orange/sage buttered quail tulips with putanesca fettucine and parmesan cream.
Wish me RUCK.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:52 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:53 PM
Do you stand on a podium wearing robes and drinking a beer, screaming at a crowd "AND ALL THE UNBELIEVERS IN THE POWER OF YEAST SHALL PERISH INTO THE DARKNESS, FOR THE WORT AND HOPS CHANGE THEIR WAYS IN THE PRESENCE OF YEAST AND SHALL BRING HAPPINESS TO ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THEM INTO THEIR LIVES. ALL THOSE WHO ACCEPT THE CHERUB AS THEIR SAVIOR AND YEAST AS THE CREATOR SHALL FEEL BLISS AND FULFILLMENT!!!
Brett's soap box is Made in Fremantle.
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Sig worthy.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:00 PM
Heh.... Brett is a Beer Priest..
I don't have photo shop here at home at the moment so you are just going to have to pretend that the old Pope has Bretts face badly chopped onto it.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:03 PM
Morgans boss converted to the Beer religion... Morgan, your boss is tanked again - easy day at work for you tomorrow mate.. just stay out of his way because he will probably have a wicked hangover.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:09 PM
Sig worthy.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:13 PM
Jesus turned water into wine, because he knew not to
with beer.
Hahahahahaha!!!!! hahahahahahahah.
That is awesome.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:23 PM
Nice!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:32 PM
The Terminator! Awesome.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:55 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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