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#6461 skillionaire

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:13 PM

Hahaha just had an argument with some faggot local cunt that thinks I'm a homosexual. Just went with it. Lorz overhead and came over and sat on me all flirty and basically told him to get fucked.

 

Haha.

 

Think I'll stay home for a while.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:15 PM

Hi Ashley

 

Hi Brettanica.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:16 PM

snossage rolls. 

 

So good.

 

FUCK I WANT A FUCKin" DRINK CUBTS



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:16 PM

Your favourite waitress chick at my work was looking particularly hot and slutty today Ash.

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:17 PM

Grab a lemownayde, NIK


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:17 PM

 

 

:fork: I WANT A FUCKin" DRINK CUBTS

 

Same


Your favourite waitress chick at my work was looking particularly hot and slutty today Ash.

 

God dammit!!! did you take any pics?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#6467 Adam

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:17 PM

useless post, brett.

 

useless.


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:18 PM

Having a water. Confrontation makes me want alcohol though.

 

:/

 

At least I recognise it now.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:18 PM

Go for a run Nik.

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:18 PM

Not his most useless, but certainly one of...

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:19 PM

Why the fuck would i take pics. I saw her.

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:20 PM

You're dead to me


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:21 PM

DO NAKED STAR JUMPS

 

 

GET THE UTERUS BOGGED AND THEN TRY GET IT OUT

 

 

SKIM ROCKS ACROSS THE DAM

 

 

FAP

 

FAP

 

FAP

 

 

SEND NAKED PHOTOS TO BRETT'S PHONE


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:21 PM

Selfish.

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:23 PM

Anyone gonna join that SEW crap?

 

All I really want to know is......what is SEW?


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:24 PM

Sewing club?



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:24 PM

RADAM!!!

 

Booked my pre-learners bike course... :)


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:24 PM

Im gonna have a stab and say Subaru Enthusiast......Wankers?

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:25 PM

Awesome, Zac! When for?? 


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Posted 19 November 2013 - 07:26 PM

You're dead to me

*yaw

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