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#7761 B4TT

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:01 AM

Nik, yeah the cross is the arsehole of the world.. its seedy... the strippers are likely to be freaking ick...

I have been to a few strip clubs in the cross over the years and never once walked out feeling anything but angry and like I was ripped off to see some unattractive mole do fuck all.

Pure Platinum and Mens Gallery in the city are much nicer.

 


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:01 AM

You have met Nik haven't you?

 

Once

 

haha



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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:01 AM

Your honesty is amazing.


I don't get it?

 


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:02 AM

I don't get it?

 

That he openly said that he wants his dick sucked by a prostitute.



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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:03 AM

Autobots - ROLL OUT.

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:04 AM

That he openly said that he wants his dick sucked by a prostitute.


Yeah but I don't see how that is amazing... I would also like that... or just to fuck one.

 


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:04 AM

Trying to imagine Jash at a strip club is hilarious, spread sheets and flow charts as well


:D

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:06 AM

Trying to imagine Jash at a strip club is hilarious, spread sheets and flow charts as well


"I'll slip this note to you, but you really should consider investing in the stock market..."

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:07 AM

Hahahaha..

 


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:07 AM

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:08 AM

 

That he openly said that he wants his dick sucked by a prostitute.

 

?

 

Have you ever had your dick sucked by a prostitute? 



#7772 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:10 AM

"I'll slip this note to you, but you really should consider investing in the stock market..."

Bahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:15 AM

I vote doing strip clubs in the city over those in the cross, I hate the cross, it's dirty, dodgey and shit and the strip clubs are not as good.

 

Bada Bing wasn't all that bad when I went there... Heaps of hot girls...

 

Pure Platinum and Mens Gallery in the city are much nicer.

 

Fuck yes. 100%. Shits on the Cross.


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:30 AM

I want 2 Ho's sucking my pecker at the same time.

 

Then when I'm finished I want them to cry for exactly 30 seconds after which I will shout out "SOMEONE STOLE MY JIZZ!" Then the Ho's will have to fight each other over the lost Jizz. Whilst fighting they end in the good old 69 position where they can't resist having a quick but violent zombie style vag snack. 

 

 

Not greedy, just my thang. 



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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:40 AM

Wow.

 

I just got mad visuals.


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:41 AM

Ha, pecker.

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:42 AM

Just got told that a dude that lives 100m from me was murdered on Sunday, cops were all over the street early Sunday morning. Its a shame they didn't take out the whole family.

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:45 AM

Do they know about your history of killing people who live in your street?

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:45 AM

How fucking good is ham off the bone

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 11:46 AM

The simple things in life.

Sometimes I enjoy a nice glass of milk.

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