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#8421
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:28 AM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8422
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:29 AM
All this talk of beer is making me thirsty.
I now have to go to the garage/man cave/shed of doom for liquid refreshment.
Stop whinging and just get a damn beer already!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8423
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:31 AM
I'VE COCK RUBBED ALL OF THEM beers!
Yup, it's my thang now.... I slyly press my nob on the tip of open beer bottles.
I do it at parties when people put their beers down.
I call it the kiss of the python.
#8424
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:31 AM
I call it the kiss of the worm.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8425
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:34 AM
I slyly press my nob on the tip of open beer bottles.
Something like this?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8426
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:34 AM
I have a beer, it is good.
#8427
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:42 AM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8428
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:42 AM
I call it the kiss of the worm.
You're gunna get turkey slapped now bitch!
Something like this?
Ahhhhhhhh no.
Nothing like that at all really.
#8429
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:43 AM
You're gunna get turkey slapped now bitch!
By a worm? Yeah not too worried.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8430
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:44 AM
How was the steak at Hogsbreast Ash?
Last time I went it was fucked.
#8431
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:45 AM
I had a burger from there, it was surprisingly good
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8432
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:51 AM
#8433
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:53 AM
Turns out that we did get one tornado today after they warned of it, just north of Armidale, luckily it was in the middle of no where and only damaged one house.
#8434
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:55 AM
The cows don't look too bothered.
#8435
Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:15 AM
Nah, they were too busy getting high on grass.
#8436
Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:52 AM
Has everyone gone to bed?
#8437
Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:45 AM
#8438
Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:29 AM

#8439
Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:42 AM
Off to shitney again.
#8440
Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:43 AM
Morning Adam.
Morning Larry.
Bye Wob.
I really like the black with the kandy red stripe....but I forking hate the sig on the bonnet.
Signatures on cars really piss me off.
This, I like.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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