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#8421 ams

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:28 AM

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#8422 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:29 AM

All this talk of beer is making me thirsty. 

 

I now have to go to the garage/man cave/shed of doom for liquid refreshment.

 

 

 

Stop whinging and just get a damn beer already!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:31 AM

 

I'VE COCK RUBBED ALL OF THEM beers!

 

 

Yup, it's my thang now.... I slyly press my nob on the tip of open beer bottles.

 

I do it at parties when people put their beers down.

 

I call it the kiss of the python. 



#8424 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:31 AM

 

I call it the kiss of the worm. 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#8425 ams

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:34 AM

I slyly press my nob on the tip of open beer bottles.


Something like this?

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:34 AM

I have a beer, it is good.


 


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:42 AM

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:42 AM

 

 

I call it the kiss of the worm. 

 

 

You're gunna get turkey slapped now bitch!

 

 

 

 

Something like this?

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Ahhhhhhhh no.

 

Nothing like that at all really.



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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:43 AM

 

You're gunna get turkey slapped now bitch!

 

By a worm? Yeah not too worried.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:44 AM

How was the steak at Hogsbreast Ash? 

 

Last time I went it was fucked. 



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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:45 AM

I had a burger from there, it was surprisingly good


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:51 AM

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:53 AM

Turns out that we did get one tornado today after they warned of it, just north of Armidale, luckily it was in the middle of no where and only damaged one house.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:55 AM

The cows don't look too bothered.



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Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:15 AM

Nah, they were too busy getting high on grass.


 


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:52 AM

Has everyone gone to bed?


 


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:45 AM

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:29 AM

Hi :)

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:42 AM

Hai, bye

Off to shitney again.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:43 AM

Morning Adam.

Morning Larry.

Bye Wob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I really like the black with the kandy red stripe....but I forking hate the sig on the bonnet.

 

Signatures on cars really piss me off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This, I like.


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