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[Scuba-Roo]

Is it on gumtree adam? If it had rego i'd prob buy it

[B4TT]

Well AMS, at least she shouldn't get pregnant now.

[Adam]

Not yet, Mark!

It would pass rego if it was running

[skillionaire]

Yo can the homies please look this over;

http://login.mailbox...281BC0AA5ABFD98

[Morgan]

Awesome!!!


I just counted out a money box I've had for years.

NEK minnit $720

 

Bike fund!!

[Adam]

I'm actually thinking new mower fund. I want to ask Pete if he thinks a self propelled would make it easier in the spongy grass

[Morgan]

Yo can the homies please look this over;

http://login.mailbox...281BC0AA5ABFD98

 

Christmas is 4 weeks away... Not 6.

 

Unless Dubbya Aye is that far behind

Aunt Flo?

 

That's a nickname for a woman's period.

[Adam]

Tisnt a ba looking car after washing! Wish I could afford to daily it!!!

Spoiler

[skillionaire]

Ummm yes it is a bad looking car, Adam. 

It looks like human turd. 

[Adam]

I don't think so

I don't take style tips from someone with an outback on bin lids

[B4TT]

Aunt Flo haha

[Morgan]

Nik. I've rewritten the first part for you -

 

It’s the Spirit of Christmas…

It’s hard to believe that in just 4 short weeks, an old bearded gentleman will be sliding down your chimney to eat all your milk and cookies - hopefully leaving behind some goodies in return! Now that your heart is pumping again, you’ll need to strap on your skates and hunt down perfect gift for Aunty Whiskers…

Never fear! Here at The Grove, we’ve perfected the Spirit of Christmas in a way that will put smiles on everyone’s face. If you act now, we’ll make sure that gift arrives to you and your loved ones before Christmas Day. Here’s a few great ideas…

[Tim.]

@nik

"please everyone, and if you act now" - don't need a comma before 'and'

 

"importance of drinking responsively" - drink 'responsibly'

[Morgan]

Quote:

 

Take your pick, there’s Butterscotch; Chai Tea; Dark Chocolate; Coconut; Coffee; Jaffa; Lemon Cheesecake; Macadamia Nut; Orange; Raspberry; Schokalot; Strawberry; Turkish Delight and White Chocolate.
 

/quote

 

A semicolon should be used at the beginning of a list. Comma's should separate the different options in said list.

[B4TT]

Nik. I've rewritten the first part for you -

 

It’s the Spirit of Christmas…

It’s hard to believe that in just 4 short weeks, an old bearded gentleman will be sliding down your chimney to eat all your milk and cookies - hopefully leaving behind some goodies in return! Now that your heart is pumping again, you’ll need to strap on your skates and hunt down perfect gift for Aunty Whiskers…

Never fear! Here at The Grove, we’ve perfected the Spirit of Christmas in a way that will put smiles on everyone’s face. If you act now, we’ll make sure that gift arrives to you and your loved ones before Christmas Day. Here’s a few great ideas…

Really Morgan?

[Shaz]

Adam what is wrong with it, other then the fact is a Mitsubishi

[TSG]

My mate has one of those in white lowered on 18's lol. Fart cannon and all.

[B4TT]

Nik. I've rewritten the first part for you -

 

It’s the Spirit of Christmas…

It’s hard to believe that in just 4 short weeks, a fat old bearded pedophile who perves on children all year prior to Christmas day to determine if he thought them 'naughty' will be sliding down your chimney and straight up your Mums, He will then proceed to eat all your milk and cookies - hopefully leaving behind some 'goodies' in return! Now that your heart is pumping with fright again, you’ll need to strap on your skates and hunt the fat cubt down before he ruins your day.

Never fear! Here at The Grove, we’ve perfected the Spirit of Christmas in a way that will put smiles on everyone’s face (except Santas). If you act now, we’ll throw in a shotgun to help defend yourself against this vile creature. Here’s a few great ideas…

[Morgan]

Loljosh.

 

He can call her anything... Except Aunt Flo. That's gross.

 

I was attempting to refer to that Aunty who is covered in facial hair.

Aunt Ruth?

[Adam]

@shaz

Suspected blown head gasket, no rego, and the paint on the drivers side is a bit shit. As in clear coat has taken drugs and home hazy or some shit.

Plus it's a 1.5L auto!