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[skillionaire]

^ And not looking a day over 37.....

[Robert]

No, I meant when you were also 14, bro. 

Fuckin' hell at least there's a naked bitch in Rubber (part three people) but I can't watch any more of this shit.

Ah ok , it would be most likely wobby, she would call me.

[skillionaire]

Look. I didn't want to make a whole thing out of it. Can we just move on?

 

Not sure if arsehole parking?

 

[B4TT]

Yep, cubts are blocking the road.

[Zac]

^ And not looking a day over 37.....

Think I look younger without the Mo... facial hair helps...

[skillionaire]

And the mid life crisis mohawk?

[Robert]

Look. I didn't want to make a whole thing out of it. Can we just move on?
 

Deal

[skillionaire]

Have a 458 for your troubles, Rubbert.

 

[skillionaire]

Hahahahaha, I know this has been posted over and over again, but Lambo has now confirmed they are building the Veneno;

 

 

It will only be around $5MM

[Zac]

And the mid life crisis mohawk?

LOL!!!

 

It is for Movember too... will go back to my normal spikey hair on the 1st of Dec

 

Just for you Nik...

[skillionaire]

My mate posted up a photo of his recent canvas commission work which was a bondage woman with dicks drawn all around her, and said if anyone wants some commission work done as a christmas gift for their family they should get at him.

 

I said, I don't think I want to give my Mother a big painting of dicks, and he 'defriended' me.

 

Hahahahahaha

 

 

"I don't need this shit from you when I'm trying to make money"

 

Hahahahaha.

 

DICKS

 

EVERYWHERE

DICKS

LOL!!!

 

It is for Movember too... will go back to my normal spikey hair on the 1st of Dec

 

Just for you Nik...

 

Haha. Just teasing.

 

I have a mohawk this morning, which means I slept half the night on one side and then half on the other.

 

[Zac]

Haha... wow... did he really think people would be keen for it? I mean... for christmas?

[B4TT]

What a mega wanker... Sounds like he has done you a big favour by defriending you, If he can't take a joke like that he should probably quit being a human.

[skillionaire]

Haha, funny thing is, I've known him for about 15 years. In all that time imagine all the sarcastic shit I've said? And THIS is what gets his Dylan? My lord.

 

He then went on to explain that commission was for a porn shop and that I should have realised he would do something different for people's family gifts.

 

C'mon son. Maybe put up a more palatable canvas as a vehicle to advertise your more 'homely' works.

 

 

DICKS

EVERYWHERE

DICKS

[skillionaire]

I'm not going to put him on full blast, because I love him like a brother; so this will get four minutes.

[skillionaire]

FOUR MINUTES IS OVER

 

IT'S OOOOOOOOOOVER

[B4TT]

Hahahaha.... Sorry Nik, but he sounds like a dumbarse.

[Adam]

Strange.

Boss said with all my certificates, I can sit a test and get a trade certificate as a panel beater. (And he wants me to do this so we are certified to do it here)

Fucking weird, because I would be in over my head if I tried to get a job as one!

Also. Seems a bit fucking dodgy.

[Zac]

Lots of places look for panel beaters Adam... but it depends on if you'd like the job...

 

Maybe try it out on my car first..

 

 

 

 

 

Fork... sometimes I just want to strangle some people...

[skillionaire]

Oh yeah, complete retard. 

 

Sitting at a bus stop on the highway when we were young, had some paint/markers on us, cops just roll past because, well, it's a fucking highway - and dude just flat out loses his shit and bolts off down the street like a mad man. Pigs, who didn't give a fuck that two kids were sitting at a bus stop at 8pm on a Thursday night - because, well - why should they?... They see him bolt and hit the skids, I denied knowing him and shit and got clocked with the maglight a couple of times and they arrested me. 

 

I had to pretend I was helping them look for him until they let me out of the car and I bolted myself.

 

Didn't see him for days because he thought we had to 'lay low'.

 

Hahahaha.

Also. Seems a bit forking dodgy.

 

Hahaha. REALLY? DOES IT?

 

Hahahaha.