General Thread - January - 2014

Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM

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#3361 B4TT

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:28 PM

Yeah now that it is working I couldn't give a fuck how much money I don't have in the bank. Not even going to try and log in.

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#3362 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:30 PM

I could have just looked in my wallet.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#3363 Robert

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:34 PM

I have 10 dollars in my wallet.

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#3364 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:35 PM

Don't spend it all at once now sonny!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#3365 Adam

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:36 PM

I have a glass of tropical juice and malibu

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#3366 Robert

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:37 PM

I had some oj and some cake.

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#3367 Harry88

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:38 PM

I have a glass of tropical juice and malibu

Sounds fruity. But its better than me. I have shit all.

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#3368 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:38 PM

I have beer, because less gay.

Although, on a day like today, Tequila and lemonade, seriously refreshing.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#3369 Harry88

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:40 PM

I had a couple of James Squire cloudy apple cider that was on tap at the pub. Really nice on a hot day.

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#3370 Adam

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:43 PM

When Rach is serving the drinks, I don't care what it is!

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#3371 B4TT

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:46 PM

No beer for me.

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#3372 Robert

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:47 PM

What if it's piss?

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#3373 Adam

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:47 PM

I guess I have to stand by what I've said.

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#3374 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:48 PM

No beer for me.

You've changed man, you were never cool, but you have changed.

I guess I have to stand by what I've said.

I will actually agree with you on this, sort of.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#3375 Robert

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:49 PM

bear grylls style

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#3376 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 05:49 PM

Bear Grylls is a moron...

THERE, I SAID IT!!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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