
General Thread - January - 2014
#4581
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:23 PM
Not a motor powered one anyway!
#4582
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:25 PM
Fuck you Mark
Hate bikes. I like to look at them, and they are fun for farm capacity. But no way no how I will ever be a temporary Australian.
#4585
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:36 PM
That Jeep is awesome Nik. I'll definitely get to test drive that for you.....
...because it will never sell.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#4586
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:38 PM
ahahahaha, it's everything that is wrong with the world put on one car.
I bet someone in this drives it;
#4587
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:49 PM
Not sure an old Lotus is a wise move.
Sux big hairy balls.
At least he was honest.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#4588
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:50 PM
Nik, Mai Ploi brand green curry paste is a lifesaver...add a heap of fresh coriander, palm sugar and fish sauce and she'll believe you knocked it up from scratch. Also bean shoots to serve, and lime...bitches love the lime.
#4589
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:52 PM
#4590
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:56 PM
Nik, Mai Ploi brand green curry paste is a lifesaver...add a heap of fresh coriander, palm sugar and fish sauce and she'll believe you knocked it up from scratch. Also bean shoots to serve, and lime...bitches love the lime.
I don't care what anyone says, I think you're ALRIGHT.
#4591
Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:58 PM
Did the delivery note say the package was delivered? It definitely went to rachs name not yours??
Mailroom says no.

Small hand is a reported chick, big hand is (unknown) NBA player.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#4592
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:04 PM
Holy fuck!!
Sig worthy.
#4593
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:08 PM
Did the delivery note say the package was delivered? It definitely went to rachs name not yours??
Nah man, I just wanted her to stay on the ball, it should be there before Friday.
#4594
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:14 PM
Thought you'd like that Brett
Nik, that curry paste is fucking hot...If you can be bothered, get some of the curry paste in to a can of cocnut cream and boil it until it 'splits' (trust me)...then use coconut milk to get the heat right...it really is genuinely savage. Lots of Palm sugar, lots of fish sauce.
#4595
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:19 PM
@Brett, holyfuck!!!
#4596
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:25 PM
I have only the things at my disposal, yo.
Coconut cream. And soome Gaeng Keow Wan tins.
Maryland chicken.
Should get it swinging.
I have heaps of palm and a little bit of fish sauce.
I'm fucking devastated about this Audi. Haha. I was finally going to fuckin' do something I said I was going to do. Like I used to.
Oh well.
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#4597
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:26 PM
#4598
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:29 PM
Cadillac is Boss, but think of what you were just considering (RS4 Wagon) would you REALLY be happy in something like this? really?
You would get so much vag with a car like that.
Nik gets all the Vag anywho
Speaking of Vag, Womens Tennis is good tonight
#4599
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:30 PM
Yeah, buying cars based around dripping wet sea urchins has long since past me by.
Also.
Pete: To be honest, I haven't driven over 100km/h in about six months... (ish)
#4600
Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:36 PM
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