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[B4TT]

hahahahahahahahahahaaa

[skillionaire]

If a keyboard was upside down forever how long would it take you to readjust? 

[skillionaire]

Are letters pictures or symbols, or are they letters? What is a letter?

I always liked the look of 'Fantastic Noodles' - just because they seem so upbeat.

 

But I'm not poor so I haven't actually eaten them.

[skillionaire]

YET YOU DRINK WATER, WHICH AT SOME POINT IN ITS LIFE HAS WASHED ANOTHER MANS BALLS!

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND DRINK BALL WATER TOO JOSh!

 

Yeah, but you have an online wedding timeline calendar website that we can all see if we want to, so pretty sure you have no idea what a man's balls look like anymore. 

[skillionaire]

I'm already preparing my various speeches. 

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I have what?

Seriously?


lol.

I'm already preparing my various speeches.

Hhahaha.....WHY IS MY BONER SO HIGH???

[skillionaire]

Because it is anticipating my SEAL of approval.

 

PLATE it up, bitch.

 

But yes, you do have a website countdown for your wedding, and yes, I will now set it as my phone screen background.

[peteRS]

Fucking lol...that countdown...women are so funny about marriage (I was engaged, she went psycho as the wedding drew near)

 

Also..........................MY NOODLES WERE MI GORENG...I thought I had dodgy noodles (haven't tried sadkong brand) 

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[skillionaire]

SadKong sounds like he raided some old people's home for drinks, did you see his beverage list?

[peteRS]

Hot brakes much.

[skillionaire]

Also, I now OFFICIALLY, have LOCALS.

 

They come every second day or so for beers and stay until close. Pretty cool man. Never thought I'd have locals in this way. Makes me feel pretty damn proud to tell you the truth. 

[peteRS]

SadKong sounds like he raided some old people's home for drinks, did you see his beverage list?

 

I lol'd at the list (mostly at the baileys bit) That shit is not for getting drunk on. If he feels bad/depressed now...tomorrow will be fun and games.

[skillionaire]

I'm used to repeat business, etc. But not people that live down the road coming regularly. 

 

Unfortunately all male, and tipping if they do have female prospects, they'd look like a sunburnt wellington boot. 

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Just hope they don't do what you do and show up for a lemonade every day!

[skillionaire]

 

I lol'd at the list (mostly at the baileys bit) That shit is not for getting drunk on. If he feels bad/depressed now...tomorrow will be fun and games.

 

yeah, but we'll be here, to get him through the pain. I am saving my best jokes for tomorrow when he's feeling blue.

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[skillionaire]

Just hope they don't do what you do and show up for a lemonade every day!

 

So true. Trippin' balls, did I tell you my ex's best friend is now working at the Leg? Weirdo shit mang. Mike-O was like "should we get rid of her?" hahahaha. I like her though, she's cool. Just reminded me how dumb and small this world is. 

PHOTO OF SPEEDSTER PORKA ONLY

 

THAT LUGGAGE RACK DOOOEEEE

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Nope.


It's only small cos you live in a town of 8 people.