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[Harry88]

It's like walking into some broads house that you want to stick your penis into and slapping her kid in the face. Probably not going to end well.

 

You say it like you have done that before. Haha

[skillionaire]

Actually, scrap that, shit only got there at 1am this morning, she should see it today

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You say it like you have done that before. Haha

 

I didn't slap it, I just opened a hallway door a bit fast and knocked it on it's arse. 

[skillionaire]

Worst baby violence I've done was also with a door. I got mad drunk at a mates restaurant and needed to piss, so I wobbled with vigorous intent to the toilets - now, this is one of those trendy "pictures not words" toilet establishments, so I saw the toilets and flung the door open with one hand while trying to undo my fly with the other, door wouldn't open far enough, so I gave it a shove.

 

Little did I know there was a woman carrying a baby on the other side, exiting the toilet.

 

She was visibly and audibly upset over the occurrence, and proceeded to yell at me, so I yelled back and asked her what the livingfuck she was doing in the men's toilet anyway, which is about the same time I looked up and realised everyone else in there was not a man, and I had indeed just bashed a babies head in while trying to force my way into the female toilets.

 

Life.

The Dad and his mates wanted to fight me, and I'm not a big bloke, but all four of them sticky taped together would have still been pittance to a drunk Nik.

 

I did apologise though. Hahaha. But I also told her maybe don't use your baby's head to try and open doors.

[Zac]

Ahhhhh Nik stories... always good... look forward to hearing more at MDSC

 

 

Adam... sorry to hear Rach is seeing someone else... if you ever want to talk bro...

[B4TT]

BOSSJOSH!! how are you feeling this morning mate?

[Tim.]

Your wheels don't fit, Tim.

Fit? yes they fit very well. #notintoslamtuckdickpoke

[Adam]

WWWWWWEEEEEEE

I'm so fucking hungry

[B4TT]

Yeah getting a bit like that.

[Adam]

I don't know if I'm going to be able to commit to MDSC this year.

I need some serious budgeting help soon I think.

[peteRS]

Food or Boobs...one of these things needs to get in my mouth NOW!

[Zac]

Budget Adam.... 

 

I'll be there... so you have to be there too...

[skillionaire]

It'll happen every year, Adam. I know it's a big commitment, so as much as I'll abuse you, I do understand people can't just up and head to the middle of nowhere once a year!

 

[ams]

It's not the middle of nowhere, it's the middle of mdsc.

I'm pretty sure the earth's rotation changes a little.

[B4TT]

Radam, put a small amount of cash aside each week for it from now on and you should be covered

[Shaz]

Adam, pls. 

 

Just start putting money away now for it

[B4TT]

I'm pretty sure the earth's rotation changes a little.

NASA and scientists proved it using science.

[Adam]

Yeah I'm trying, dudes! But we aren't ending up with much at the end of the week ATM!

Come at me part time jerb!!!

It's definitely not because I didn't have fun. Because it was the best weekend in the history of the worlds life.

[B4TT]

Yeah totally understand Radam! do what you can, I don't think anyone except for AMS will hate on you if you are not able to get some cash together.