Hahahaha
Seriously though, I need one of those shirts
Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:54 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:01 PM
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:08 PM
That freaked me out...speakers were way up (for porn) on the laptop
Ok, so Pork Hock and a Chunk of double smoked speck, along with the veg and base flavours for Ramen are on the stove coming to the boil...will then smmer overnight on super low.
Other pork hock has been dry rubbed in 'Herbies' Mole blend and is accompanied by braising veg, Maggie Beer chook stock and this wicked chipotle salsa I came across at the deli. It's in the oven now at 100 degrees, will remain there tonight, as will the on the Bone Leg portion (1.6kg) which is also resting on braising veggies, covered in stock and in the oven. I'll cool both these in the oven then play with the flavours a bit more tomorrow...I have grand plans for the Leg as Pulled Pork...you cubts will go cray cray when I reveal said Meat
(or not)
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:10 PM
Haha...to go with the muscle shirt...
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:15 PM
^^^
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
Farkin classic!
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:27 PM
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:31 PM
Although hairy boob crack FTL.
Ok Cubts, 'm outy. Later.
Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:33 PM
There was a reference to "Bike or Wife" sometime (many pages) ago...
this is apt.
Posted 25 January 2014 - 12:12 AM
Posted 25 January 2014 - 04:49 AM
Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:12 AM
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:32 AM
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:40 AM
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:42 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:44 AM
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:45 AM
Morning lads. Missus just got pinged speeding. 8 demerit points and 400 fine.
Serves her right, she shouldn't have been speeding.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:49 AM
Morning lads. Missus just got pinged speeding. 8 demerit points and 400 fine.
Serves her right, she shouldn't have been speeding.
Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:49 AM
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