
General Thread - January - 2014
#6621
Posted 27 January 2014 - 06:34 PM
You could cut the sexual tension with a 4" flange.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6622
Posted 27 January 2014 - 06:34 PM
#6623
Posted 27 January 2014 - 06:42 PM
^^^^ Hhahahahahaha
Hopefully i have one of them booms soon
Book me in!
#6624
Posted 27 January 2014 - 06:52 PM

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#6625
Posted 27 January 2014 - 06:56 PM
Bashed out a risotto for dinner which I made up as I went along.
Turned out pretty good I might say. (must be good, the kids devoured it!)
I used the following and followed the basic risotto procedure
aborio rice
chicken thighs
onion
garlic
BACON
chicken stock
mushrooms (tinned)
white wine
parmesan
peas
baby spinach
olive oil
butter
ground pepper
spring onion (garnish)
Diced chicken on browned in oil with garlic then removed
Cooked bacon and onion with some more garlic and a little more oil
Added rice and cooked, then threw in the wine and reduced
Cooked rice adding sock, then near the end, threw the chicken back in with the peas (peas because I had fork all baby spinach)
Stirred in parmesan and a little butter
Folded in baby spinach
Served with a sprinkle of parmesan and spring onion
This took about two stubbies to complete.
Jase - I've got them but once they are machined its the wrong offset anyway so I'm just gunna flog them. They are +46 and standard is +40.
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Sweeet! yeah I often hear about it because it is basically directly out off the coast from where I grew up, knew some of the local national parks people who would do stints working on the island and what not, they do flights out of Port Macquarie, I am guessing they probably do out of Sydney too.
When we went the only flights were Sydney and either Port Mac or Brizzy
Jase, you were asking about scan tools the other day, I spoke to Dad earlier and he said that he has an OTC one but he has just purchased (literally hasn't used it yet) a new Snap-On one because he said something bout needing a feature to do Regeneration burns on cars with diesel particulate filters... Just reading up on it now, apparently the filters get clogged up over time so there is a feature in the engine management that can be enabled that increases the exhaust gas temps high enough to burn the soot out, basically this "Engine management to increase exhaust temperature through late fuel injection or injection during the exhaust stroke"
Cool. Be interested to hear what he thinks of it.
The diesel ECU will 'burn' the DPF clean based on the pressure differential sensors. One before the PDF, one after. If the upstream sensor shows pressure at a set level and driving conditions are right, it will close the electronic throttle and 'flood' the engine with fuel by firing close to the exhaust stroke (CR diesel have multiple injector firing events per stroke) and raising the exhaust temp. This burn the turns the soot in the DPF to ash. (Not the one that flogs TV's )
The scan tool will do this if the customer does not meet the criteria (most need to be told to go for a drive in the country once in a while) but BEWARE. The exaust gets forking hot, as Brett mentioned, it will burn paint off a floor and produces stupid amounts of smoke.
Not all cars use PDFs. When tuning for low NOx emissions, large amount of soot are created due to cooler combustion temps. If they are tuned for low soot, then NOx emissions are very high (higher combustion temps) so a additives (addblue/ bluemotion etc.) are mixed with the exhaust as a catalyst to reduce NOx.
We just got one of these:
Bosch KTS570
Blue tooth scan tool with a two channel scope.
It is forking nuts!
The scope is just as good as the big bad Bosch machine (KTS520 + scope + 4 gas) we have. I have not used a scope than can get near this thing.
We looked at the OTC (Bosch just bought OTC/SPX) and it was almost as good as the KTS570 but it was built into a laptop so it was harder to project it so a class could see it. Plus the scan tool was a separate unit that was a bit clunky and not very fast.
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#6626
Posted 27 January 2014 - 06:58 PM
Hopefully i have one of them booms soon
Fork the boom, I want the car.
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#6627
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:04 PM
Or is the dpf filter the oil?
#6628
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:04 PM
I used to do the DPF burns for Jag. Plug in computer and go for a drive down the Motorway. (You had to do like 80km/h for like 30 mins for it "Deplete" it)
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6629
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:07 PM
#6630
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:08 PM
I would do that job! Not hard
It's like shitting at work. Getting paid to just chill out for an hour or so.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6631
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:09 PM
#6632
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:11 PM
Hey Jase, do you know why diesels with a dpf filter use a different oil compared to others?
Or is the dpf filter the oil?
The DPF is in the exhaust and traps the soot.
The oil is probably more to do with the type of engine or the sulphur content.
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#6633
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:11 PM
Was that your only job, or did you actually work for jag doing other things?
Haha, I did other things..
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6634
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:14 PM
i'd hope so, that'd get so boring
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#6635
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:20 PM
The DPF is in the exhaust and traps the soot.
The oil is probably more to do with the type of engine or the sulphur content.
Ah Right, I've seen some oils that say not dpf compatible.
Haha, I did other things..
Gotcha, would suck if that was your only job.
#6636
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:22 PM
i'd hope so, that'd get so boring
Diesel Jag's aren't that boring..
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#6637
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:29 PM
Sig worthy.
#6639
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:43 PM
I have beer.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#6640
Posted 27 January 2014 - 07:45 PM
For realz 'Dam?
Personally I wouldn't even piss on one.
I have beer.
Deets on said beer?
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