This topic is lockedYep but I just put fuel in it before it empties.
This was before reserve. Cubt
:: MARCH GT :: Beware the Threads of March! ::
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:20 PM
This was before reserve. Cubt
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:20 PM
Hahahaa
I'd hate to get stuck with a stupid cat.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:28 PM
And i'm home.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:29 PM
And i'm home.
Me too, but I didn't actually go anywhere.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:38 PM
I think it's time for bed.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:38 PM
i went to the fridge and got a beer.
Love watching American Restoration!
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:39 PM
What is she going to do with the cat? Just cable tie a plastic bag over its head and it won't be as annoying Adam.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:40 PM
Love watching American Restoration!
Such a good show.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:41 PM
Love watching American Restoration!
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Hahaha, Josh.
The owners neighbours dog kept trying to attack it so they were just going to take her to the pound so basically a death sentence. It seems a pretty okay cat. So either keep it or re home it. Chances of the latter are low though haha
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:44 PM
Yeah fair enough! As much as I detest cats, I think it is genuinely a bit shit that they were just going to give up and take it to the pound before trying to find it a new home..
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:46 PM
Yeah, your neighbours sound like they need a cable tie and plastic bag tied around their head.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:47 PM
Your dog to cat ratio is all wrong
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:52 PM
Not my neighbours, Ash haha.
I know Wob. But I didn't want another cat and sure as shit not getting another dog!
I know Wob. But I didn't want another cat and sure as shit not getting another dog!
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:52 PM
Oh, well, you should do it to them anyway.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:53 PM
Your dog to cat ratio is all wrong
This
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:54 PM
Is that why you prank called me? I pick up and hear a second of something then you hang up on me.
SO NOT TRUE
YOU SENT ME ONE OF THOSE GAY ARSE AUTO REPLY TEXTS
But yes, I called to gloat.
I FOUND MY CAR KEYS!
YAY!
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:55 PM
Didn't know you lost them.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:57 PM
Derp
Holy shit. That scooter!!!
Holy shit. That scooter!!!
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 09:01 PM
Didn't know you lost them.
Was way too embarrassed a week ago to tell anyone I'd lost BOTH sets of keys in THREE TRUCKLOADS of mulch.
My state Bball coach once told me, "There is no such fuckin' thing as luck, there is only reward for effort"
And it turns out raking out the whole lot rewarded me with my keys! Yay! I can do 200KPH again!
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