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#3361 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:31 PM

Stop yelling at me.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:36 PM

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#3363 Adam

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:37 PM

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:41 PM

Nothing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3365 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:44 PM

I need to stop pricing up the wrx, it's not going to happen.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:45 PM

It can happen if you get that riggers job. ;)

 

I think I've finally perfected my resume. I've also filled out the job application to the best of my ability, only to realise I need to get two more written references as well as having to visit a Justice of the Peace. The deadline for this application is Sunday, 13th of April. :unsure:


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:46 PM

I can afford it now, it won't happen because I want to buy a house, so I don't have to live with my parents for the rest of my life.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:49 PM

+1. Priorities in the right place my man. I'll be hitting that stage pretty soon.


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#3369 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:50 PM

In my mind, I have until I am 33 before I feel like I am overstaying my welcome.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3370 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:54 PM

'Air crash confidential' in not as good as 'Air crash investigators'


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:54 PM

Cubts.


 


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:56 PM

WTF Thats a shit tonne of running around for a job application. 


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:58 PM

Cubts.

 

Don't use that fuckin language around me you shit cubt!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:02 PM

I think I just ate a bowl of gravy.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:02 PM

WTF Thats a shit tonne of running around for a job application. 

 

He's applying to be a pig



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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:04 PM

I just got two fish for my salt water tank so I am way happy. Drinking beer and trying to find the cubts - got a bicolor blenny to eat brown algae (not heaps colourful but still cool) and a red fire goby to start with, cubts are hiding little fuckers. Blenny reminds me of Walts, its a stalker, it hides in holes in the coral and peaks at you.. probably has a camera in there taking photos the cubt.

 

Looking at getting an anemone and some clown fish on the weekend too just to be cliche. WA something anemones they have in at the moment.

 

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:05 PM

Angelfish?



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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:07 PM

I should have taken a photo of my mates fish tank, you probably would have jacked off all over it and then rubbed the remainder over your chest, needs to be cleaned anyways, but decent tank.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:09 PM

hahahahahaha!


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