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[ams]

I'm literally hitting bed right this very second.

Catchya!

[skillionaire]

I just walked to work while this bitch is sleeping

 

two seconds

 

 

you know you want to see her

Only problem is her name is Rachel

[Samwise]

I'd fix her neck, if you know what I mean!

Is she sleeping your bed, Nik?

This Vale Ale is quite enjoyable

Where is your beer NIk?

[skillionaire]

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I'd fix her neck, if you know what I mean!

Is she sleeping your bed, Nik?

This Vale Ale is quite enjoyable

Where is your beer NIk?

 

Beer is on way

 

One sleeping is from America

 

New York City Big Titty Committee 

Your niggah Nik just hit a purple patch like woah

[Samwise]

Josh will need tissues

 

http://woobox.com/u7dusd

 

Beer is on way

 

One sleeping is from America

 

New York City Big Titty Committee 

Your niggah Nik just hit a purple patch like woah

 

You never said how we pay for beer?????

 

Didn't the other broad just leave?

 

PLAYAHHHH!

[skillionaire]

Other broad just got home to bacon sandwiches.

 

This finite date of departure is now my new hustle.

 

So dope.

 

Chicks lower their standards on some 'never see you again' type shit - which means I get to bat well above my average. 

Trying to find pics of this Rachel chick

 

 

She is half my height with double D's

I reckon she's pushing an E cup, and her feet are half the size of my hand

 

Chick looks like something you'd draw

[skillionaire]

[Samwise]

I'd draw?

As in huge tits! That's my game son!

I like girls I can demolish and not be afraid to break them.

 

So I should go to a pub somewhere far away, get drunk, act like it's a farewell party and get laid with hot bitches?

[skillionaire]

 

 

 

 

You never said how we pay for beer?????

 

 

 

Charge my homies for beer?

 

You've got the wrong Nik.

[Samwise]

You never said how we pay for beer?????

 

????

 

Charge my homies for beer?

 

You've got the wrong Nik.

 

Serial??

 

Thought it was free freight or 10%?

[skillionaire]

I'd draw?

As in huge tits! That's my game son!

I like girls I can demolish and not be afraid to break them.

 

So I should go to a pub somewhere far away, get drunk, act like it's a farewell party and get laid with hot bitches?

 

Not sure. But this whole finite thing is definitely going to get me through.

 

Also, being friends with ex's is a HUGE bonus, 

[Samwise]

Can't stand my ex's.. that rules that play out!

 

Though I miss one. She had H cups. Shame she deleted all her social network accounts. That or I'm blocked! Can't locate her at allll

[skillionaire]

Yeah I sent a case to Adam's house

 

He will administer.

 

Shame about that.

 

I can't believe my mate is a 'pimp' now.

 

Poor sluts. 

YO BOSSKONGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Samwise]

Like you sent a pot to his house? haha.

 

Well at least I can get beer from him. If you sent it elsewhere, we'd never see it!

[skillionaire]

It really is on it's way lefty yesterydya

[Samwise]

HAVE I BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME?

 

[skillionaire]

Photo in bottom left is WRONG

[skillionaire]

I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

[Samwise]

Are you leave me!

[skillionaire]

Walking home now hbahaha

 

 

Will try and get a photo fror you