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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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Posted 08 May 2014 - 10:55 PM

I think i've contributed enough to the music thread this evening.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:19 AM

Caught up on 40 pages of GT, because I'm not lazy! :P

 

Haha..

 

Now to bed!


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:40 AM

So put 55 litres of petty in the Rex earlier tonight. Was running on some serious fumes.. considering I drove like 80kms with the fuel light on.  :dash2:

 

Cost me 95 doll hairs though.

 

Major butthurt to ze wallet!

 

Welcome to turbo life, I guess? Haha..


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Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:01 AM

Woke up to a morning glory whispering in my ear :?

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:09 AM

Really?


That would be so fucked.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:23 AM

Bah!! Stupid body clock.

Shoukd be able to go back to sleep easy.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:31 AM

Really? None of you wankers are awake yet? Don't you jerkz like to gloat about how early it is that you get up?




I'm lonely

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:36 AM

yo ash

 

haven't gone to sleep yet


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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:37 AM

Nah I'm wide awake now.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:39 AM

Yo

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:41 AM

Yay!

Hi, other awake people!

yo ash
 
haven't gone to sleep yet

Just reread this properly.

Such a party animal!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:44 AM

Hahaha I have been home for a while. Just hate it when alcohol stops me sleeping


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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:46 AM

Smoke weed
If alcohol stops you from sleeping, you clearly haven't drunk enough.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:47 AM

This Sheila is awake but am busy busy like bumptybee

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:47 AM

Smoke weed
If alcohol stops you from sleeping, you clearly haven't drunk enough.

 

Yeah I know. Didn't want to go too crazy last night so I could be productive today and yet here I am, still awake


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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:48 AM

Beer before grass - end on your arse
Grass before beer - nothing to fear.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:54 AM

I want beer.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:59 AM

Ooh feeling drowsy, think I might get back to sleep for a bit.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 06:00 AM

I want you to have a beer, it's a good idea.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 06:00 AM

Most things I suggest are a good idea.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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