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#5541
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:02 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:03 PM
I've never known anyone to eat with scissors.
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#5543
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:04 PM
Many have tried, few have made the cut.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:06 PM
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:10 PM
Ha ha.
I think my mate is just about to sell his SSR's.
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#5546
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:16 PM
You just made Bumpty giggle sicksack
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:26 PM
Anyone watched tron legacy?
Looks crap, but struggling to think of a program to watch tonight..
Looks crap, but struggling to think of a program to watch tonight..
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:29 PM
Tron Legacy is good, well, Olivia Wilde in tight clothing good.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#5549
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:31 PM
What's it about, in a sentence?
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:37 PM
Motorbikes
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:42 PM
Olivia Wilde in tight clothing.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#5552
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:45 PM
Oh a sentence. Right
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:45 PM
I actually haven't seen it yet...
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:51 PM
Olivia Wilde in tight clothing.
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 02:53 PM
Is oliver related to George cloon?
#5556
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:00 PM
Probably.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#5557
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:11 PM
I think Oliver owns my family.
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:12 PM
Twist?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#5559
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:29 PM
And they're gone!
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:46 PM
Fixed my shiny hectic lebkebab cooler with a can of paint.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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