Gonna knock up a lasagne on Thursday I reckon
#6041
Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:44 PM

#6042
Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:46 PM
Have you told it's parents?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6043
Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:48 PM
Nah, will do that after
Feeling a bit blah tonight.

#6044
Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:48 PM
Yep, I know that feeling.
About to head to the doc.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6045
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:53 PM
Gonna knock up a lasagne on Thursday I reckon

#6046
Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:59 PM
hahahaha

#6047
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:04 PM

#6048
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:04 PM
Hahahahaha
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6049
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:10 PM
Who bends their fingers like that?
Freak!
yeah I admit I tried to copy it, nope.
#6050
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:11 PM
... I thought it was rubbing one out, but it's air guitaring!
#6051
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:11 PM
Oh.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6052
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:13 PM
Nah, I'm fairly sure its fapping.
#6053
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:14 PM
Yep
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6054
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:28 PM
Dermott Breretton is so drunk on tv right now
#6055
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:30 PM
Hahahahaa I just made the biggest lowball offer to Moobs on his black leather Heritage rear seat. $30 and both A pillar trim for his B4..
He accepted!!!
What a champion bloke!
I'm broke as shit right meow too.
Legend!
#6056
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:41 PM
I think I want a cart now.
#6058
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:42 PM
I also tried fapping with my hand....
#6059
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:43 PM
hahaha fucking hell B4TT
I can do that hand thing hahaha

#6060
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:43 PM
I also tried fapping with my hand....
That's how most people do it champ
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