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#6401 Hypnotic

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:50 PM

If Breaking Bad has taught me one thing, it's to clean my pipe more regularly.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:53 PM

you should



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Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:54 PM

Haha not sure if serious.


Oh lord. Trouble friend is at it again. Fuck I wish Rach wouldn't get involved.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:55 PM

Its ash of course he is serious



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Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:57 PM

I like bobo's fat pizza.........
Not sure about these shows that have followed.

Don't flog n drive, bloody idiot.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:57 PM

Fucking over all this political shit that pops up on my Facebook feed.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:00 PM

Kill it Adam

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:08 PM

Well, its that time again. However NO alarm is going to be set.
Sweet forking yea!

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:10 PM

Should we be alarmed?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:13 PM

No, just alert.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:15 PM

Won't happen, I'm about to medicate and meditate.


Or perhaps masturbate.

 

Not sure yet.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:24 PM

Fuck today has been shit..

 

 

Drive 2.5 hours to a job

work half a day then drive back home.. get home at 4 and get told.. only an hour or so of work to do...

 

fucking 10:30 and now i'm done.. i am going to have a fucking firm word to my boss about giving me a full days work ontop of driving half the fucking day.

 

does anyone else thing that driving for work during work hours counts as part of the working day?.. cause i just charged out 14 fucking hours of work today..

 

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:25 PM

Masturbate = all of the above

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:27 PM

Used to be a courier, start at 4am, and sometimes finish at 11pm

 

Not sure what you're complaining about

 

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Masturbate = all of the above

 

I might change hands tonight.

 

Although, it does kind of seem like cheating.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:28 PM

Hahaha classic ash.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:29 PM

The fact your getting paid for it makes up for it i believe.

 

Although its a long day



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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:29 PM

:fork: today has been shit..
 
does anyone else think* that driving for work during work hours counts as part of the working day?.. cause i just charged out 14 forking hours of work today..
 
/Rant


Yea mate, I count driving..
For example tonight, I drove to a farm an hr away, tickled the anus of two cows (10min job), drove the hr back home.
So I'll write that down as three hrs.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:30 PM

tickled the anus of two cows 


 

tickled the anus of two cows 

 



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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:31 PM

Ash.. i dont mind driving.. its the coming back and having to do all the work that was not done during the time I was driving.. 
 


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:55 PM

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