If Breaking Bad has taught me one thing, it's to clean my pipe more regularly.
#6401
Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:50 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6402
Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:53 PM
you should
#6403
Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:54 PM
Oh lord. Trouble friend is at it again. Fuck I wish Rach wouldn't get involved.

#6404
Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:55 PM
Its ash of course he is serious
#6405
Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:57 PM
Not sure about these shows that have followed.
Don't flog n drive, bloody idiot.
#6406
Posted 20 May 2014 - 09:57 PM

#6407
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:00 PM
#6408
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:08 PM
Sweet forking yea!
#6409
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:10 PM
Should we be alarmed?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6410
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:13 PM
#6411
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:15 PM
Won't happen, I'm about to medicate and meditate.
Or perhaps masturbate.
Not sure yet.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6412
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:24 PM
Fuck today has been shit..
Drive 2.5 hours to a job
work half a day then drive back home.. get home at 4 and get told.. only an hour or so of work to do...
fucking 10:30 and now i'm done.. i am going to have a fucking firm word to my boss about giving me a full days work ontop of driving half the fucking day.
does anyone else thing that driving for work during work hours counts as part of the working day?.. cause i just charged out 14 fucking hours of work today..
/Rant
#6413
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:25 PM
#6414
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:27 PM
Used to be a courier, start at 4am, and sometimes finish at 11pm
Not sure what you're complaining about
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Masturbate = all of the above
I might change hands tonight.
Although, it does kind of seem like cheating.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6416
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:29 PM
The fact your getting paid for it makes up for it i believe.
Although its a long day
#6417
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:29 PM
today has been shit..
does anyone else think* that driving for work during work hours counts as part of the working day?.. cause i just charged out 14 forking hours of work today..
/Rant
Yea mate, I count driving..
For example tonight, I drove to a farm an hr away, tickled the anus of two cows (10min job), drove the hr back home.
So I'll write that down as three hrs.
#6418
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:30 PM
tickled the anus of two cows
tickled the anus of two cows
#6419
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:31 PM
Ash.. i dont mind driving.. its the coming back and having to do all the work that was not done during the time I was driving..
#6420
Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:55 PM

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