June GT

Started by B4TT, Jun 01 2014 02:41 AM

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#3221 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:12 AM

Yeah, its pretty funny stuff.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#3222 skillionaire

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:26 AM

LOL

Just read that.

Hahaha

Might tidy it up. Put Sam back below 7K

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#3223 Adam

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:27 AM

Lol. Spam

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:34 AM

Hey JaseHoon; I missed if you replied about the Aus built Bronco's.

In a sea of GT.

The Sea of Bore.

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#3225 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:39 AM

I'm already bored, and need a coffee.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#3226 RX25SE

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:43 AM

Hey JaseHoon; I missed if you replied about the Aus built Bronco's.

I didn't, but oddly enough 5 mins ago we were discussing how much of a shitbox they were/are.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:44 AM

Jasepoon

Was raining when I got to work. Now it's practically bloo skied!

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:48 AM

Jasepoon, was raining when I got to work. Now it's practically bloo skied!

Your'e welcome.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:53 AM

Hahaha.

Make his ride shitty, then clear it up for him once he gets inside.

THANK YOU JASE GOD

Also, HAHA about the Bronco. Point taken.

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#3230 B4TT

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:00 AM

No blue sky nyar, just rain

has been a very rainy few days! loving it.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:04 AM

Sky is kinddorrrrrrrrrrr blue?

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#3232 Adam

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:05 AM

Rain is back.

I drive my automobile. Loving the spotless interior!!! Apart from the dirt ad shit from bringing a water tank and some pots home yesterday

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:07 AM

It's absolutely peppering down here.

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#3234 Bumpty

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:38 AM

Rain is back.

You're welcome.

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#3235 Adam

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:46 AM

Hahaha

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:52 AM

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:11 AM

The homie came through unexpected last night. I was chilling with this broad talking about beer and what not and he mosied on in.

With what I must confess was a nice piece of arse. Then I looked a bit closer, I was like, damn son - how old is this? I kept my tongue stayed.

Asked if they wanted a drink.

No's all round.

Then I get a fuckin' phone call from some other bird, telling me my mate is with an underager and not to serve her.

The fuck?

Ignore. Probably a crazy bishhhh?

Anyway, mate asks me "Who's Mum is that?" referring to the girl I'm with - who is 25.

Alarm bells.

I had to go after it;

"Yo, you sure you don't want a drink?"

"Yeah I've had sooooooooooo many like bad experiences 'n that"

"Do you have ID?"

SILENCE.

Little chick is 17. Yo. I gave her the briefest Dad speech ever at the end of the night, because I went into town and checked out the haunts, she was rolling her eyes at the filth/junk; I just quietly said to her "When they were seventeen, they were all prettier than you - look at them now"

Weird night.

Turns out I do care.