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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:36 PM

I was last. Too many slows.
 
Then we hit the traffic lights as we exited the M1. Lost you so I mashed the loud pedal.
 
Maaaad twisties :P

Yeah that was tops.

Set a bad example through those lol

Aaaaaand CYCLISTS NEARLY DIED.

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:37 PM

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It's pretty fuckin dark outside, just look at a pic of Zac,Ty or Shiv.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:37 PM

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How good was my Vin diesel impression @ Cowan.

"OK MOTHERFUCKERS... Fire it up!"[/quote]

'Twas moist

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:37 PM

Worst thing just happened. No normal Weetbix. Just Fruity Bix in Mixed berry and Apricot one's too...and freaking sultana bran. None of which work with hot milk. Cubt.
Had a malted hot chocolate instead, Yep, pretty much turned gay.



I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE HORRIBLE SOUNDING THINGS ARE.

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:38 PM

That's the saddest story I've read in 13 minutes



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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:38 PM

How good was my Vin diesel impression @ Cowan.

"OK MOTHERFUCKERS... Fire it up!"

 

Where the fuck was Cowan?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:38 PM

Lol at Pete the cereal homo.

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:39 PM

 
It's pretty fuckin dark outside, just look at a pic of Zac,Ty or Shiv.

hehehehe

Ty isn't that dark :P

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:39 PM

The twisties before Cowan were mad.

Such flow many speed much annoyance cyclists

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:39 PM

That's the saddest story I've read in 13 minutes

 

Your autobiography?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:39 PM

 

How they are allowed to use their international license without even being tested, and basic knowledge of the road rules/English language, boggles the mind, I once had.

 

HolyshitTHIS. If my Sister hadn't been living in Japan for 20years and wasn't sitting next to me when I hired the R35 when In Tokyo. I would have caused more damage than the REAL Godzilla (new documentary out now). I had no feckin clue what I was doing in the traffic...nothing made sense, even though same basic rules apply. Was actually pretty damn off-putting to start with...


 

 

 


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:39 PM

 
Where the :fork: was Cowan?


First meat point

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:40 PM

hehehehe

Ty isn't that dark :P

 

You're right, he's the whitest black guy i've ever met.

 

I call him coffee.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:40 PM

It's pretty fuckin dark outside, just look at a pic of Zac,Ty or Shiv.


GAHAHA NEARLY WEEEEEEE'D.

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:41 PM

I thought you were writing my biography?



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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:41 PM

 
HolyshitTHIS. If my Sister hadn't been living in Japan for 20years and wasn't sitting next to me when I hired the R35 when In Tokyo. I would have caused more damage than the REAL Godzilla (new documentary out now). I had no feckin clue what I was doing in the traffic...nothing made sense, even though same basic rules apply. Was actually pretty damn off-putting to start with...



I can't understand any of your malted milk ramblings.



I'm going to bread. Later jerk bags.













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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:41 PM

 

You're right, he's the whitest black guy i've ever met.

 

I call him coffee.

 

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:41 PM

High bran cereals and quality toilet paper...I don't scrimp on these items.


 

 

 


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:43 PM

I thought you were writing my biography?

I can barely write this sentence

 

 

Oreo

 

Needs more milk


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:43 PM

Aaaaaand CYCLISTS NEARLY DIED.

 

'They were shit cubts. Wanted to run them over.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.






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