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#4281 Hypnotic

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:02 AM

OH, I have one beer left.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:07 AM

SOunds painful Hosg


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:07 AM

Only 12:07am, still early.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:11 AM

Chocolate eclair


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:13 AM

I'm fucked.

Would it be wrong to turn up to work tomoz wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday, which are the clothes I'm wearing now, w covered in white wax that looks like jizz??

There's more.....

Duramine is involved and there's no beer there.

What do I do


What do I do?









Can't delete the extra "W" above cause my phone is retarded.

#4286 Hypnotic

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:14 AM

That was a lot of words, and I have no advice for you, nor do I ever.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:14 AM

'looks like'

 

Righto.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:15 AM

My foughts exatarry


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:15 AM

Just get to work and walk into something dirty


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:16 AM

Like a cows anus


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:18 AM

Where's Bumpty when you need him.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:19 AM

Probably sleeping


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:20 AM

Right outside


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:21 AM

Anus


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:24 AM

I want to take these empty bottles to the bin, so the garbage troll takes them tomorrow, problem is, it's raining outside, and I also couldn't give a fuck.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:25 AM

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:25 AM

Way to ruin an awesome car.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:25 AM

I'm going to have a shower. Put the same clothes back on. Drench my shit in Dudikoff Hot water cologne. Get my mate to drive. Strap my dick to my leg. Be nice to the mega hot star fucker wannabe slerts. Try not to punch anyone.


Theeeeeeeeeen have a convenient work place accident that renders me useless for the rest of the day.

Sorted.

Thanks for the advice, arseholes.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:27 AM

That was the most boring, and un-informative post.

 

Cheers for the sleeping pill.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:27 AM

How to totally fuck an RX3 101.
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