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Posted 07 July 2014 - 06:55 PM

Close enough to say 100k overdue. Do you even know how good your car goes, Adam?

 

Having said that, mine is due in 10k..... yeah not going to happen.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:05 PM

I'm expecting to have a rocket ship when I pick it up

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:08 PM

Wooooo don't have to work until the 14th. 

 

Driving to Canberra tomorrow with a tank of 95ron.  Ooops. Guess we'll see how that goes lol.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:08 PM

New phone acquired. Just waiting for Android 4.4 to download. Kitkat get at me.

 

I'm expecting to have a rocket ship when I pick it up

 

You would like to think so after that.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:12 PM

He's dreamin  ;)


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:26 PM

Needing bread, but the beer in the fridge is tempting.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:27 PM

Beer's awesome 


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:27 PM

Decision made.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:31 PM

Yet another good decision.

 

Errrrrgh

I have to give the dog a bath. She fucken stinks. I just jump in the shower with her.

 

 

 

I bet Bumpty gets wood when he reads that.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:33 PM

Beer has yeast in it.

 

That's kinda like eating bread.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:35 PM

Probably not as much wood, now, if you jumped into the shower with a cow, WOOD


Beer has yeast in it.

 

That's kinda like eating bread.

 

That was my thought too.

 

I don't recommend putting beer in the toaster though, it's a waste of beer, and a toaster.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:36 PM

I don't have any of those long cow vagina gloves but I'll wear the yellow kitchen gloves. Brad Pitt style yo.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:36 PM


I don't recommend putting beer in the toaster though, it's a waste of beer, and a toaster.

 

hahahahaha

 

^I actually did that. Funny cubt.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:37 PM

Yep, i've done it too.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:40 PM

Wow with ebay sellers.

 

I can get an item here a day earlier for an extra $7. No thanks.


Yep, i've done it too.

 

Should I assume you were quite drunk at the time?


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:41 PM

Should I assume you were quite drunk at the time?

 

Incredibly


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:44 PM

 

Incredibly

 

Sounds about right.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:48 PM

You guys are fuctards then.

 

Fuctards!

 

I'm not happy with my new seats and....... I'm so fucking totally sick of fucking around with fucking seats. The Sti;s raped my back if I was driving for anymore than 1 hr. The B4 seats were as cumfy, out of all the seats I've had as of yet but, were fucking" blue"...couldn't stand them. Sold anyway

 

Looking recaro..... Evo seats ATM.  Not bad. Not bad.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:49 PM

What about those RSK seats?

 

I remember looking at them for the Foz.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:53 PM

Haven't seen any decent suby seats.

 

Time to look elsewhere. Bride/Recaro etc.


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