September Generalus Threadius

Started by Shaz, Sep 01 2014 08:03 AM

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#1061 skillionaire

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:13 AM

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#1062 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:16 AM

haha, is that all you have of that Nik? What was the original comment?

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:21 AM

This whinging fuckin' mole;

http://elitedaily.co...-single/750017/

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#1064 B4TT

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:41 AM

Hah, she has a lot of valid reason in that list though.

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#1065 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:46 AM

Lols, I hate that shit, I watched 'Sex and the City' and in 5 minutes worked out why that selfish, shallow chick was always single. Trying to shop for a husband like they're a pair of designer shoes.

70. Because sitting on the couch without pants on watching reruns of “Bob’s Burgers” is a little awkward once you throw someone else into the mix.

NEVER.

AWKWARD!

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:51 AM

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#1067 B4TT

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:52 AM

Lols, I hate that shit, I watched 'Sex and the City' and in 5 minutes worked out why that selfish, shallow chick was always single. Trying to shop for a husband like they're a pair of designer shoes.

Ha! I can't handle that shit.

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#1068 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 10:52 AM

Umm,

Burnt the burger a bit.

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:01 AM

HOLY SHIT!

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:04 AM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:06 AM

THat is real, and fully official KFC merchandise! Hahaha! Japan!

Also, AMS was planning on going to Katz' Deli NYC

Some other stuff...

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:10 AM

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#1073 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:11 AM

Ha! I can't handle that shit.

Yeah, not only is the main character a clingy, annoying, shit of a girlfriend who tells her friends everything about her personal/sex life, she's also a shitty friend who picks sex or clothes over being a mate.

If she was a real person someone would've have slapped her already.

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:13 AM

*would have

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 11:13 AM

Damn, that food looks awesome.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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