= Rsberg
#1501
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:39 PM
#1502
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:39 PM
I'm gonna eat my twix.
Or should I eat the Snickers first....
OH MAN, I HATE HAVING TO CHOOSE!!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1503
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:42 PM
Working heaps man. Been so busy, its insane.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1504
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:43 PM
We would be lying if we said we missed you.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1505
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:44 PM
All MDSC participants are immortal.
#1506
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:46 PM
Money well spent then.
ASH. EAT BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

#1507
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHA just noticed you avatar.
Fuckin Nutri-bullet.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1508
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:46 PM
We would be lying if we said we missed you.
Closest thing to a compliment I think I've ever heard you say. Thanks man.
Hows the rape beard going
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1509
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHA just noticed you avatar.
Fuckin Nutri-bullet.
Haha I was waiting

#1510
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:46 PM
Hahaha!
IT'S TAKING OVER MANG!
#1511
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:47 PM
Hows the rape beard going
It's getting rapier.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1512
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:47 PM
Category Four Rape Zone right now.
#1513
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:50 PM
Says the guy who comes in for 3 months then leaves for a year.
Ah you got me.
Although I sense a hint of abandonment issue right here.
#1514
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:50 PM
Cat four - not bad.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1515
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:55 PM
Beard balaklava.
Beard Burqa.
Beard beanie.
Beardover.
So many ways not to get caught.
#1516
Posted 16 September 2014 - 04:01 PM
'Ah.... are you sure this is Emirates? That steward has a rifle...'

Hangover 4 featuring Jake Galifianakis driving a tank;

#1517
Posted 16 September 2014 - 04:03 PM

#1518
Posted 16 September 2014 - 04:06 PM
Hahahaha
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1519
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 September 2014 - 04:11 PM
Best combat sandles ever!
#1520
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 16 September 2014 - 04:16 PM
Zac De la Rocha raging on the machine with a fist full of flag.
Why stand on silent platform, fight the war, fuck the norm.
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