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Goodbye 2014 // December General Thread.
Started by ams, Dec 01 2014 04:01 AM
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 11:48 AM
That's of no consequence to us, ya forking ******.
You haven't called me yet! I'm heartbroken..
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 11:52 AM
You haven't called me yet! I'm heartbroken..
Don't be.... I'm wallet broken.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 11:56 AM
I like food
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 12:03 PM
I prefer booze. Although, I haven't been giving it my usual nudge lately.
Dinking heaps of water.
Dinking heaps of water.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 12:05 PM
I was drinking earlier.
Passed out.
Needed a sammich.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 01:12 PM
Wedding last night was tops. So drunk, so much food and so much dancing. Thank God I took the day off today. Tomorrow I am off to New Caledonia and Vanuatu for eight days. 
2015 should hopefully be a good year for me career-wise. I'm also wanting to go away to Hawaii. And it'll be three years since I joined SubyClub.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 01:26 PM
It's warm.
I'm gonna have some ice cream
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:13 PM
Broncos smashing Chiefs.
Urgh another 5hrs of work, hope there's some good tv this evening.
Urgh another 5hrs of work, hope there's some good tv this evening.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:15 PM
Just went to the doctors to get a new script and went to a diffrent chemist for a change because its closer. Fork me the pharmacy girl had the shortest skirt I had ever seen on a pharmacy girl. They are normally not half bad looking but this one took the cake.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:16 PM
Got any pics of said pharmacy girl?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:19 PM
Got any pics of said pharmacy girl?
I do actually. Because she has one of those forking weird spelling names I put her first name into facebook and bam she was the first result.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:24 PM
Haha stalkbook. Is it weird that I also put their names into linkedin to check for brains?
I have to go assemble furniture after work.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:25 PM
Nah, that's pretty normal I think.
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:26 PM
DAMN!!!!
SUPERSMASH!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:28 PM
No forking kidding!
I have my new chemist now lol
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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:29 PM
And, where is this chemist?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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