Goodbye 2014 // December General Thread.

Started by ams, Dec 01 2014 04:01 AM

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#61 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:30 PM

A while back, my friend introduced me to an attractive young lady. It was a very casual introduction, few drinks over 2 occasions. Nothing came of it. I took the stance of... If she's keen then she can contact me.

On Saturday whilst out shopping with the boy I noticed a yummy mummy heading towards us. I was thinking..."HOLY forking SHIT, CHECK THIS THING OUT". When I was a meter or so away from her it clicked that it was this girl. So I said "oh hello, how are you?"

forking brushed off big time. Didn't respond at all.
Didn't bother me in the slightest, not the first nor last time that will happen and I wasn't exactly dressed to impress. Thug life yo.

A bit later she worked out it was BK. She did a few laps of the center to find me and apologise but I was gone.

Yesterday my mates wifey rings and asks if I had anything to tell her. I said nope.

Turns out this hotty is really embarrassed & wanted to apologise. Invited me over last night and when my mate & his wife started packing up to leave I was told I didn't have to go just yet.

So I stayed.

She has a small child and told me it would take 5 mins tops to get him to sleep.

So after 25 mins of waiting I wrote a note and legged it out the door.
I was peaking out. So forking nervous.

She rang this morning. I'm stopping by on my way home tonight.

This could be good. About forking time.

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#62 Niko

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:31 PM

Nice Haz.

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#63 Harry88

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:31 PM

And, where is this chemist?

Hit me up on facebook if you must know lol

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#64 Niko

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:33 PM

Nice Kong!!!

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#65 Harry88

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:33 PM

This could be good. About forking time.

That was totally worth the read.

Get it in kongster.

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#66 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:33 PM

Good stuff Boss, go for it!!

Hit me up on facebook if you must know lol

I'll let you know

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#67 Liberty

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:35 PM

Haz, you didn't make my day. Pic has been replaced.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#68 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:37 PM

Hahaha i love that it's so easy to just right click and save images

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#69 Niko

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:39 PM

Haha Ash you creepy fork. Nice move, bit jelly.

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#70 Harry88

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 02:40 PM

Haz, you didn't make my day. Pic has been replaced.

Fork man. This shit is a limited time offer deal. Just bug ash for the pics now.

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#71 Niko

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 03:07 PM

Where's Kong's stalkbook photos of this lady?

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#72 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 03:09 PM

Just bug ash for the pics now.

Good luck with that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#73 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 03:11 PM

Where's Kong's stalkbook photos of this lady?

I'll wait till she gets her cooter out.

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#74 Niko

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 03:17 PM

Yeah, just tell her you need to prove to Nick that you're banging a hot chick, she'll be cool with that. If she's not cool, she's not a keeper.

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#75 simon

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 05:03 PM

This could be good. About forking time.

Yeah Bk!!!! Go get her tiger!!!!!

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#76 Robert

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 05:26 PM

Hello

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#77 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 December 2014 - 05:31 PM

Hello

How dare you talk to people like that.

You should be ashamed.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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