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July GT
Started by Sven Smergberd, Jul 03 2015 04:26 PM
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:33 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:34 PM
Hi Ash
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:35 PM
Hello there
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:36 PM
I think everyone else has gone to bed.
I need to find more booze.
I need to find more booze.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:38 PM
Wo Jase.
I just got back from Melb at 9pm, started work at 10pm. Last night was a big one, big wedding at Fed Square, Casino at 3am and then 8am at Skybar Pool and big BBQ today. Had to nap at lunch time so that didn't pass out. Been sweating scotch all day.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:39 PM
I don't have any booze.
Well, I lie, I have no beer. I do have 2 bottles of Jim beam, both half drunk and covered in dust because it's just awful, and a bottle of absinthe, probably covered in dust also.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:40 PM
Haha you have 2 bottles... I just imagine you trying the first and not liking it, but then being curious to see if the other bottle is any better.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:41 PM
Nah, I had forgotten I had one bottle, and was given another, so started drinking that when I ran out of beer.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:43 PM
was drinking Johnnie Walker Double Black yesterday.... At least I think it was that, it tasted like someone had ashed out cigarettes in metho....forking Johnnie Walker blended shit.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:46 PM
Did you enjoy the arctic conditions during your stay?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:55 PM
Missus scored a $100 bottle of Jack Daniels for doing an extra job at work.
So fkn smooooth. Great just with ice.
So fkn smooooth. Great just with ice.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:56 PM
Most things are great with ice
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:57 PM
Arctic?
Pfft. Balmy for Melb.
Pfft. Balmy for Melb.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:58 PM
Oh I know its about standard for Melbourne, but border jumpers don't really get it.
I'm surprised the sun wasn't out and it didn't reach 40deg today for at least 10 minutes.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:00 PM
Damn border jumpers.
I need to go to bed....
Out.
I need to go to bed....
Out.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:17 PM
It was cold, and wet, but not as bad as I thought it'd be. I don't love Melbourne, but I like it more than Sydney.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:18 PM
I can't stand going into the city.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:23 PM
The city is all I knew of Melbourne. Now I've checked out Hawthorn, Fitzroy and Templestowe. Wouldn't mind living in any of those.
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:24 PM
Fitzroy
Ugh, fork that place
Templestowe
Now you're just getting too close for comfort.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:30 PM
Yeah Fitzroy had a vibe about it that I didn't like, but the apartments were nice. Sort of like where I live in Syd, full of hipsters but nice accommodation and proximity to city.
Haha, no need to worry Ash, I don't know my way around the outer suburbs too well.
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