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, Feb 01 2016 12:29 PM
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#101
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 05:30 AM
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:37 AM
I signed up for linked in. forking annoying email spamming ***** thing. Ithe just goes to my junk nowm
DOOMED. LinkedIn is the worst. It's the Hotel California of the internet. I deleted my account 5 years ago and I still get spam from them, because they still show your deleted account to people as a "you probably know this person, invite them?"
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:38 AM
If I get a job based on linked in merit, I do think I want to work there.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 09:37 AM
Go clean your teeth Willy.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 10:36 AM
Mr hankys mother.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:06 AM
Had a shit conversation the other day with My Hanky.
#108
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:09 AM
No toilet paper hey?
Probably best to wash that hanky separately in hot water if you kept it.
Probably best to wash that hanky separately in hot water if you kept it.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:12 AM
Nice score on the place, Jase.
A bit of privacy will be good. Nice and close to the girls too, that's great.
A bit of privacy will be good. Nice and close to the girls too, that's great.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:13 AM
Washed it when I flushed the toilet, rung it out and tucked it back up the sleeve.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:14 AM
Cheers Kong.
Weeks speedhump crossed.
Weeks speedhump crossed.
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#112
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 12:54 PM
Gday cubts. Parramatta this morning for CBA training, finished at 12, home on the couch now. Awesome.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 01:48 PM
Yeah...but you had to go to Parramatta...
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 06:17 PM
What's the matta with being parra?
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 06:32 PM
Where did Bendi go?
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:24 PM
Lwho
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:45 PM
Austentatious you cubts aren't
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#118
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 08:59 PM
FMD, just got the architect bill.
I'm in the wrong game.......
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 09:21 PM
Yep.
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 09:27 PM
I like Jenga
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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