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#121 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 09:34 PM

A bit of John Lennon to wind down to me thinks


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#122 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 09:37 PM

I think I need to watch Bill Hicks :Revelations, again. Feeling it


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 10:26 PM

How are you going, Ash? Enjoying your new job still?

 

If I get a job based on linked in merit, I do think I want to work there.

 

I see it as a "professional Facebook" I guess. You don't post about what you just had to eat, but a post about what you did today at work would be appropriate.

 

The only reason I've got it is for professional networking; keeping in contact with people that matter to you professionally such as colleagues, ex-colleagues and a few family members.


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#124 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:01 PM

Also known as an online resume.

 

 

And yes, I still like my job. I get paid to go, I don't have to hit unrealistic sales targets, the customers actually come in to buy stuff not just waste time, my managers aren't morons,

and I get to see a lot of cool cars.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:02 PM

Basically, yeah.

 

That's heaps good man. Whereabouts did you work again? Opportunity for progression?


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#126 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:07 PM

Where did I work? JB Hi-fi

 

Where do I work now? Autobarn

 

Right now I don't care about progression, I get paid more now than I got paid as a manger at JB.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:37 PM

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 11:47 PM

Oh that's right. Yeah I meant where you work now. Good stuff. I actually need to buy some VHT paint...

Good enough stuff? I just wanna spray my brake discs black. Not digging the rusty look.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 12:29 AM

I wanna spray my arm black to impress the ladies.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 05:56 AM

Mornin'

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 06:02 AM

Morning.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 06:48 AM

Feel like shit this morning.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 06:51 AM

G'day cubts. 

 

Quote of the day so far, and its only 7:52am

 

"If you are not able to do the speed limit, chew a forking hand grenade, you stupid cubt"


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 07:29 AM

Morning all.....



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 08:30 AM

G'day cubts. 
 
Quote of the day so far, and its only 7:52am
 
"If you are not able to do the speed limit, chew a forking hand grenade, you stupid cubt"


4th day of office hrs. Traffic is killing me. 6 months of this shit.


 


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Posted 04 February 2016 - 08:31 AM

4th day of office hrs. Traffic is killing me. 6 months of this shit.

 

spewin


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 11:34 AM

Oh that's right. Yeah I meant where you work now. Good stuff. I actually need to buy some VHT paint...

Good enough stuff? I just wanna spray my brake discs black. Not digging the rusty look.

Yes, just make sure it's the heat temp stuff, otherwise, mad peel


Good to have a chat to touring car legend Norm Beechy this morning.

Hasn't been in for a while, but such a top bloke

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 February 2016 - 12:07 PM

I'd like to swim with the Sharks.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 03:43 PM

7 hours trying to fix a frazzled Mac. I'm so stabby right now.




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