Mate that is just plain messed up. What the *** were you thinking posting that up.
I'm no bitches bottom slice.
And Brendan, welcome anytime for some laughs.
my mistake frank, you can be the top slice.
and wtf.... *warning may blind small children who find this offensive*
Is this pauls new nickname?
dagwood dog
Before a man begins masturbating, he $hit$ on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.
"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"
Thats crazy!!!! you'd get poop in your urethra ..