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[ams]

I just found the spec sheet for Realdolls.

Realdoll Features:

Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation

Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat.

Water Resistant - solid construction
Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh Durable - long life silicone rubber Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places Odorless and Flavorless Flexible - wide range of joint movement Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic Convenient - always ready & available Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives

[SUBARU]

^^^^

Ha! These things are freakishly realistic. Even so, you'd have to be a complete desperado and weirdo to get one. "Cheaper than most alternatives" Hahaha!

[ams]

She's hot. I especially like the quick-release jeans for those spontaneous quickies.

[SUBARU]

She's so crazy and spontaneous! You should have seen her going crazy at Dream World last year. She also has a great sense of humour and tells the best jokes.

[ams]

I once took her to a fancy dress party, she really mingled well with all my friends! She didn't have any drinks because she gets drunk quite easy and I have to carry her home. One time, a male friend of mine showed her where the bathroom was. After 20 minutes, I became worried that they were lost. I found her though, she was under a small tree outside in the back yard. Silly girl, she could have caught a cold!

[SUBARU]

She's such a character isn't she? Those stories kind of reminded me about the time we visited the South Pole. Everyone caught a cold besides her! It's amazing, she has the strongest immune system ever, it's almost like she never gets sick. Strangely enough, she was the only girl on the trip that didn't complain about constantly having her high beams on as a result of the cold. We just couldn't figure it out!

[Soop]

right... Who wants to sponsor me for therapy after reading that?

[Dylan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ams]

Oh, she is! That reminds me of a time back in 2001, Mum and Dad said they were going away for the weekend. I liked it when they went away because we had the whole house to ourselves, just me and Britney. I helped her into something a little more comfortable, some of Mum's prettiest bra and those big knickers she wears sometimes. I put my special red g-string on that I only wear on special occasions, mostly because it itches when I walk, so I try not to move around too much. I made a romantic dinner, but she said she was not hungry. It worries me that she does not eat, i'm afraid she is going to become bulimic because I often catch her in the bathroom throwing up. She often has yogurt around her lips, at the weirdest times too. At least she's eating a little.

[Soop]

Whats up with PBOaS? anyways..

I liked Suprauc.. cause it was old skool',

now, you've changed man.. you've changed.. LOL

Haha.

PBOaS - Pit-bull on a Stick!. It makes no sense, Just like my posts.

Dead set, this thread is f*cked up.

[Dylan]

HAHAH yeah, we're going for 3000 now You've created a masterpiece Brendan!

[Soop]

There's only six of us posting...

[ams]

There's only six of us posting...

Haha...sex.

[Soop]

F*cken kiwi's....

[B4TT]

LOL Sex...... half of everyone I deal with at work says six as sex... it never gets any less funny ...... My Labrador just gave birth, so now I've got sex puppies....... that for instance could be taken the wrong way Or my pussy just gave birth to sex kittens also could be taken the wrong way

[Xon]

There's only six of us posting...

There's only six members aren't there?

[Soop]

My pet fly had babies. I have sex maggots. Thats just grose.

[ams]

My pet fly had babies.

I have sex maggots.

Thats just grose.

I think you spell it grouse.

Nice going, you must be a proud Dad!

[ams]

Starting with a word, then you quote my word and respond with the first word or phrase that comes to mind. I'll start: Banana.

[Soop]

This is a fancy ***** thread. Pants.