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Started by Sven Smergberd, Jul 01 2016 07:10 AM
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 08:20 AM
Força Portugal! Finals here we come!
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 08:33 AM
Gaz did you call my customer yet m8
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 08:47 AM
Geez... Pushy
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 09:25 AM
I'll call your customer but they won't be impressed.
I don't want to play today.
I don't want to play today.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 09:30 AM
Hahaha
"Sir, have you heard about our new Dicks we've just released?"
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 09:31 AM
Hahaha
"Sir, have you heard about our new Dicks we've just released?"
We are current overstocked, and there is a supertanker coming in soon as well.
How many can I put you down for? 10 bags? 100?
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 09:44 AM
They are fresh as can be and come in a range of colours & sizes to suit your every need.
If you buy in the next 15 minutes you'll receive 2... That's right!.... 2 dick bags for the price of one. So you can give a dick to a friend or family member and watch them enjoy the benefits of owning a fresh dick.
But that's not all folks, we'll even include this handy nut sack with every purchase.
Use it to stow your valuables, keep your annoying pocket change together, wear it as a nose warmer.
There's Over 1000 uses.
If you buy in the next 15 minutes you'll receive 2... That's right!.... 2 dick bags for the price of one. So you can give a dick to a friend or family member and watch them enjoy the benefits of owning a fresh dick.
But that's not all folks, we'll even include this handy nut sack with every purchase.
Use it to stow your valuables, keep your annoying pocket change together, wear it as a nose warmer.
There's Over 1000 uses.
#248
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 09:49 AM
Hahahaha
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:00 AM
Hahaha
Morning
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:01 AM
You'd think KitKat and Missee would be all over these dick discussions hey.
Hi Jase.
Hi Jase.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:05 AM
HJahaha, prob scared them away with the abundance of low-quality dicks
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:08 AM
So you are saying we need less, better quality dicks?
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:09 AM
Quality not quantity
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:29 AM
Well from what I can gather, Kongs economic report tells us that the current market is being flooded with low-quality dicks, and that there should be a market play toward producing higher quality dicks.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:49 AM
What has the Reserve Bank said Shaz? Are they going to slash gash?
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:50 AM
I agree, but the cost vs benefit of quality dick production needs to be accurately evaluated.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:50 AM
But will customers be willing to pay the extra premium for higher quality dicks?
Or do they want quality dick for sub quality dick money.
Or do they want quality dick for sub quality dick money.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:51 AM
It's all these chinese dicks people are buying, we need to make dicks great again. Let's build a wall.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:52 AM
We could probably just pile all the cheap dicks up to make a wall. Especially if there's a surplus.
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Posted 07 July 2016 - 10:52 AM
I think its going to come down to how the high quality dicks are marketed?
Whats the target market? Are we looking to flood the market with high quality dicks while there is so many low quality dicks in rotation? I mean, why would you buy a high quality dick, when you could get 8 low quality dicks for the same price?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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