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[Sven Smergberd]

I think people will still spend the extra dosh for brand name dicks.

 

Nothing like stepping up to the urinal and letting the bloke next to you see that Tiffany Blue.

[Shaz]

Depends on the features of the higher quality dicks. I mean, why would I buy a high quality dick, if I can get similar performance from the low quality dicks?

[Sven Smergberd]

But what after sales support do the lower qual dicks offer? You can get a 3yr warranty on a high quality European dick.

[Shaz]

Unlimited KM warranty? 3 years is fine, but i'd still be concerned about high km dicks that haven't been serviced on time.

[Sven Smergberd]

Yeah, especially if a P-plater has had it for a couple of years, you know how those young blokes flog their dicks. Nothing worse than seeing a nice dick ruined with bolt on bullshit, like nuts that poke out to much.

[Shaz]

Yep, lots of young lads putting their low quality dicks at stupid angles and getting unnecessary wear and tear. Its amazing that they can even function with dicks like that. 

[ams]

And aftermarket blow-off-on-your-mums-face valves.

[Sven Smergberd]

How's those kids on the FB group wanting an exemption letter so they can swing a big dick on their P's.

 

Mate I earnt this dick, it's unsafe having young blokes with dicks too big for them to handle.

[Shaz]

Yeah, im so glad there wasnt any restrictions on dicks when I was on my P's. I managed to build and handle some pretty high powered dicks in my day

[Sven Smergberd]

Mate, your last dick was always leaking everywhere. And now the dick you have no one wants. What happened to that nice dick that bloke bought off you and then it got defected? Did he play with his dick too much in front of the cops? 

[Shaz]

Yeah some guys just buy those low quality dicks, then give em a bit of a flogging, and expect them to perform like high quality dicks. I mean cmon, what are you expecting with a low quality dick and constant flogging? You can't just expect the cops to not turn their attention to your dick

[ams]

Did he play with his dick too much in front of the cops?

Dude, you just made this conversation super gay.

[Shaz]

I think we're past that point now.

[Sven Smergberd]

So apparently we just crossed the dick threshold for my work's web filter.

[Shaz]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Sven Smergberd]

Well if I can't GT in my office there's no point in being here. Going to head to the Beaches.

[Shaz]

Beaches is awesome. 

[Adam]

So apparently we just crossed the dick threshold for my work's web filter.

Hahahahahahaha

[ams]

So apparently we just crossed the dick threshold for my work's web filter.

GT had nothing to do with exceeding your dick threshold, that was all your bag browsing from your work computer.

[Bumpty]

The problem with dicks is: they fork too much or fork when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussys can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves...